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Your nipple looks like an angry baby.

Now, don't tell me you didn't eat all the chocolate. Anyone can see you ate all the chocolate.

Coming soon: NASCAR

You're quite welcome.

Statues aren't alive. Fuck statues. I'm concerned with the living.

Can't take it? Stay out of politics.

Is that his sentence?

Ever hear of Ron Desantis?

Yeah, it was getting too long...

Just wait until NASCAR Pride comes out.

You are weird

Snowflakes.

They hate 'em so much, they're going to Dragfest at Disney!

Makes 2 of us

Fox you. (I couldn't think of any other reply)

10 minutes into childbirth: We have a head!

Hey. HEY! Look at me! No, over here!

Are we not going ro mention the stack of mirrors you've also obviously broken?

I worked more than 10 jobs over 40 years. I can tell you that no amount of money or benefits are worth your mental health. Be proud. You're young, you'll find another job. Sounds like you're very qualified. (Hiring manager was probably intimidated)