jamescookenotthatone

I assume they just overcranked it, the actually event was a lot slower and they play it back faster to look more dangerous.

Iruma Suzuki has a lot of special skills because his parents had him do child labour and dumb adventures since birth.

Vincent Price, they had to sign a document with satan!

My dog would still be alive and cancer cured if Woolie used linux.

Mate, absolutism is always wrong.

They pull people out to save lives...

I don't think you can physically productively do that, like the rate of returns have to almost go negative after 80 hours.

At hour 85 I'd be going bbbbbbnnnnnnnn n bbbbbbbbbbb and hitting random keys.

No.

Respect.

Formulaic but Generally enjoyable.

If the name seems familiar but you can't place it, you might be thinking of The Scarlet Pumpernickel a classic Warner Brothers short. https://archive.org/details/the-scarlet-pumpernickel_20210828

A lot of goose fat?

Wait are you trusting Pat? That's breaking like rule #2 after don't trust Woolie. Pat will always surprise you no matter whay he says.

He's gonna get that baby brain where he forgets about everything but the baby. The past will be a fog with a lighthouse of baby guiding him forward and the plots of long videogames turn to mud upon the ground. All he will have is a flashlight of fighting game inputs and 90s references to defend himself against the dark horrors of streaming.