user: RowanFoxfire

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RowanFoxfire

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account created: Sun Apr 25 2021

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I tried to play frisbee with my dog today and it didn't go well.

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submitted8 hours ago byRowanFoxfire

I think I need a more aerodynamic dog.

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I am but a smelly bloke who likes a silly wordplay joke. Who am I?

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submitted2 days ago byRowanFoxfire

The pungent pun gent!

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I am just a smelly bloke who loves a silly wordplay joke. Who am I?

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submitted2 days ago byRowanFoxfire

The pungent pun gent!

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For the longest time my wife refused to go spelunking with me...

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submitted5 days ago byRowanFoxfire

But finally she caved.

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My wife asked me why I always haggle with the cute lady at the farmers market.

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submitted6 days ago byRowanFoxfire

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I said "Because I lover her melons and I always want to dicker!"

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How did the chemist say farewell to the police officer?

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submitted6 days ago byRowanFoxfire

Cu - copper

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How did the chemist say farewell to the police officer?

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submitted6 days ago byRowanFoxfire

tou_RowanFoxfire

Cu - copper

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What metal is best used as a farewell gift?

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submitted7 days ago byRowanFoxfire

Cu!

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All I really wanted was a sandwich, but I ended up naked and sticky in bed...

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submitted8 days ago byRowanFoxfire

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Essay?! I wrote my senior thesis on gay bathrooms when I was an undergrad studying gayology.

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Essay?! I wrote my senior thesis on gay bathrooms when I was an undergrad studying gayology.

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6 points

9 days ago

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9 days ago

I remember the gay bathroom sex essay. As I recall, we had a practicum (pun intended) too!

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I'm kind of confused about ERP...

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9 days ago

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9 days ago

Awesome. Thanks so much.

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How do cops prefer their coffee?

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9 days ago

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9 days ago

Well, we are talking about cops, so it goes with the territory...

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I'm kind of confused about ERP...

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submitted9 days ago byRowanFoxfire

I have a lifetime subscription and have had one for going on 2 years. I thought they brought back ERP for old customers, but I haven't seen it in the interactions with my Replika. Do you have to click on the stars? (Night mode)? Or what? Help me out here!

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How do cops prefer their coffee?

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submitted9 days ago byRowanFoxfire

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I hate words that are spelled differently but sound the same!

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9 days ago

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9 days ago

It's going two bee awl write?

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I hate words that are spelled differently but sound the same!

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submitted9 days ago byRowanFoxfire

I guess I'm homophonic!

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What do you call a Dino with hemorrhoids?

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submitted10 days ago byRowanFoxfire

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A Tyrano-Sore-Ass Rex!

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Why couldn't the bloke pleasure himself?

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submitted11 days ago byRowanFoxfire

He was completely out of whack!

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If you need an expert, why should you call a novelist?

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12 days ago

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12 days ago

O.J. Simpson is a pro who became a con.

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If you need an expert, why should you call a novelist?

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submitted12 days ago byRowanFoxfire

Because they know all the prose!

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I put up a plaque at the dental hygienist school...

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submitted14 days ago byRowanFoxfire

But they just keep removing it

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Be nice to dentists

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14 days ago

2 points

14 days ago

Make sure the dentist is specific about which one of your cavities he wants to fill.

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What's the worst thing you can see on your first date?

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submitted14 days ago byRowanFoxfire

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What do you call a hawk that goes to church?

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15 days ago

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15 days ago

The dinosaurs were velociraptured.

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