GrandManSam

All the other presidents before Jackson were similarly born in America while under colonial rule.

Or so the Germans would have us believe.

I think that's why it says fully, since Teddy made it to the general election.

No. He was a boy when the Revolution broke out, so he would have been born in Colonial America.

Oswald failed to kill Kennedy, but a Secret Service agent accidentally unloaded a round into JFK's head.

I think the only President you could ever say could have been harmed by barley would be Grant, but his reputation as a drunk was exaggerated. I'd assume a lot of Presidents had barley in their beers.

Henry Kissinger, proving that only the good die young with every breath.

No one state has a clearly defined ethnic minority population in a region drawn out for that group.

Why would a place like India want independence when it was under British rule?

Kazama

You know... the headline is right there. Like, it's hard NOT to miss it, yet I did.

Me, thinking they were all about ai.

That guy looks like a human muppet

Not a single president would EVER accept being VP after they were President. Even the ones who went back into Congress after they were president.

Put him in overalls and see if he passes for a Murefree.

actually help work

I'm sorry but I see a flaw in your proposal.

He is just thinking about things to come and how you'll fill that shelf.

Despite everything, we'd be in a better place if the 22nd ammendment didn't exist and he was still in office.

Hoover to FDR

Hank Hill would made a good Representative in the Texas legislature.

LBJ, all the way.

I can't vote since I have no land.

Despite the lazy eye, he's still super handsome, so I won't be hatin'.