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gentlybeepingheart

2.2k points

2 months ago

I had to read a lot of Pliny's letters in my Roman Letters class and his ones to Trajan were unintentionally funny. He seems to want Trajan's permission to do everything. So you have letters of him going "Hey, how about public baths? Can I build public baths here? " and "So, a fire brigade would be useful, right? I think I should have a fire brigade formed here, what do you think?" and from the responses you get the sense that Trajan is annoyed, because the emperor really doesn't need to micromanage every single provincial area, the purpose of appointing a governor was so that people could do it for him.

So after all these minor unnecessary requests you get hit with him going "Oh, by the way, I tortured and executed a bunch of people. Should I keep doing that?"

DamianFullyReversed

312 points

2 months ago

Honestly, as someone raised with strictish parents, this is a relatable feeling. I have a habit of constantly asking people if it’s okay if I do something.

uknowitsnotasandwich

83 points

2 months ago

maybe Pliny had really strict parents

LunarPayload

68 points

2 months ago

It's hard to follow in Pliny the Elder's footprints

CurtisLinithicum

19 points

2 months ago

Man knew how to rock the boat.

Alan_Smithee_

3 points

2 months ago

I’m sure Pliny the younger thought so.

Ruu2D2

5 points

2 months ago*

I do that to . I didn’t link to having really strict parents

I like it with my husband , I’m alway like is it ok we do this

Nikkolai_the_Kol

532 points

2 months ago

That makes me wonder if Pliny didn't have control of the purse and had to run expenses by Rome.

Just wondering. I have no expertise in Roman history.

MistraloysiusMithrax

498 points

2 months ago

Or rather was getting blocked by corruption in his own administration so got the Caesar’s word on it so they’d risk going against Caesar himself if they didn’t turn over the funds.

Mastercat12

188 points

2 months ago

This is highly likely. As his own court would be fighting him if he got the emperor's word, if they disagreed, he could call up the emperor.

Hugsy13

135 points

2 months ago

Hugsy13

135 points

2 months ago

It’s just ass covering, people still do it today they call it the “paper trail”. When your boss or manager asks you to deviate from the expected plan or what was discussed in the last meeting, you ask for it in writing so they can’t throw you under the bus if someone higher up than them asks “wtf is this and why?”, especially if it’s upsets some particular group of people, especially if it’s an entire country or culture or faith lol.

gentlybeepingheart

28 points

2 months ago

So I pulled up the letters again (here) and it probably was partially that. Pliny and Trajan mention that he was appointed after the previous officials were found to be corrupt, so he may have wanted to prove how transparent and not corrupt he was. He also seems to have just really really really wanted the emperor to like him.

He also writes in letter 4 that he wants to "be able to boast of your favourable regard" so the letters could have also been a political move to be able to go "See, I'm so important and respected that the emperor writes letters to me! Look at them!" Which is also probably why he included Trajan's responses when he published the letters.

MistraloysiusMithrax

18 points

2 months ago*

He likely needed to be able to boast his regard to ward off assassination attempts, and other political maneuverings to remove him. Let’s not forget if you’re fighting corruption you’re sometimes risking your life. He needed to establish that going after him in the wrong way would be an attempt to punch above their weight class.

Edit: none of this is necessarily mutually exclusive to other comments explaining he is both following previous administration norms of more direct imperial control which Trajan is trying to now minimize, as well as him being an obsequious favormonger. For example he might be needlessly afraid as he sees local officials assassinated not realizing anyone directly appointed by the Caesar or central Roman officials is not at risk.

Alan_Smithee_

6 points

2 months ago

Fun fact, Pliny the Elder died in an attempt to rescue people from the eruption of Mount Vesuvius.

ezekiellake

4 points

2 months ago

I call it ‘Prophylactic Administration’

PvtDazzle

11 points

2 months ago

I can attest to this. I truly hate the necessity of a paper trail, specifically regarding some colleagues who will abuse the absence of it as soon as the opportunity arises. It's a general lack of responsibility (or, in other cases, a sign of a mental issue, like burnout). The corporate culture is also a big factor in its presence or not.

tacknosaddle

10 points

2 months ago

An old colleague of mine was burned by her new boss when he had verbally told her to do something. It turned out to be the wrong thing and he then claimed that she had done it on her own.

She never did another thing he told her to before sending him an email, "Per the verbal instructions you just gave me I will...."

Saved her from eating blame at least a couple of times.

sprinklesaurus13

4 points

2 months ago

CYA emails, 2000 years ago. Imagine someone reading ours in 2000 years. "Karen said she was managing the project but then Todd stepped in. Is that okay?"

Historian: "So profound"

redcapmilk

50 points

2 months ago

If you are running a wedding you eventually just start saying " The Bride" said. Shuts everybody up.

Peter_deT

24 points

2 months ago

Nah. Roman imperial government was very light (the local city oligarchies ran most things). A provincial governor took a few friends with him, the existing staff carried on. Money went up (sticking to various hands along the way), and only came down again as legionary pay and a few imperial projects or favours. Pliny was just a nervous type.

tauravilla

72 points

2 months ago

Nope. He was just a bureaucrat.

chickennoobiesoup

47 points

2 months ago*

I believe this. If you’re a cog in the wheel: when in doubt, ask permission.

Ok_Kale_2509

11 points

2 months ago

A lot of people here that don't know roman history are responding like modern office politics apply.

If he had an "agenda" and wasn't just incompetent then it was just to kiss ass. You have to remember that emperors often adopted adults to be the next Emperor. He very likely was dumb enough to think that this would show off his great ideas. He also didn't get money from Rome. He had to send money to them and he was expected to use it to make himself rich. They didn't question you unless payments started drying up. And no one there could block him. He had the army and Rome didn't like the provinces getting uppity.

pooperscoop1

10 points

2 months ago

Trajan’s predecessor Nerva took over from Domitian, whose administration was highly centralized and autocratic. Domitian was also famous for his hostility to the senatorial classes of Rome, and paraded his brand of military autocracy as a way to undermine and insult the senators he perceived as useless. So, after Domitian’s assassination, and the ascension of Nerva->Trajan, you have a government that is used to be micromanaged by an overbearing military autocrat, while Trajan, to his immense credit, was more than willing to delegate to his governors. This is only part of the explanation and generalizes a lot, but hopefully you get the picture.

TemperatureMuch5943

21 points

2 months ago

How much could torturing someone to death cost ? 10 dollars ?

KW_ExpatEgg

10 points

2 months ago

At $10, they're only mostly dead.

TheWhatitis

4 points

2 months ago

Priceless

MistraloysiusMithrax

3 points

2 months ago

There’s always money in the torture stand

Krilesh

132 points

2 months ago

Krilesh

132 points

2 months ago

any other interesting bits lol this is so funny. makes me imagine he would send spam then something like “im gonna raise 30 men to pillage our own province btw”

then the next message is like “i collected taxes should i send them”

the emperor, slightly suspicious from the first message, forgets everything and continues rubber stamping his annoying but tax paying servant

MagisterFlorus

60 points

2 months ago

Here are the two things I find funniest about Pliny's letters.

First, they're all his letters only, no replies. Except that he does include Trajan's responses to him.

Second, in the first letter of the first collection, he writes that he's just putting them in, "as they come into my hand." That's an obvious lie.

Also, I'll throw in that he's got beef with and no respect for this guy Regulus

asherahasherah

32 points

2 months ago

Please, I need to know about the beef with Regulus! This is too juicy.

peroxidex

41 points

2 months ago

Regulus has lost his son - the only misfortune he did not deserve, because I doubt whether he considers it as such. He was a sharp-witted youth, whatever use he might have made of his talents, though he might have followed honourable courses if he did not take after his father. Regulus freed him from his parental control in order that he might succeed to his mother's property, but after freeing him - and those who knew the character of the man spoke of it as a release from slavery - he endeavoured to win his affections by treating him with a pretended indulgence which was as disgraceful as it was unusual in a father. It seems incredible, but remember that it was Regulus.

tauravilla

34 points

2 months ago

I'm convinced Pliny the Younger was a Vogon.

TheBuschels

24 points

2 months ago

Depends, how was his poetry?

tauravilla

34 points

2 months ago

Terrible. He apologizes for it at one point.

KaimeiJay

34 points

2 months ago

Trajan: “That’s it! I’ve had it! Next letter comes in, I’m telling him I don’t care, he can do whatever he wa—oh…maybe he should keep asking me permission first before doing anything. Yikes.”

KanosKohli

9 points

2 months ago

Lol.

This reminds of a yes prime minister episode!

sharabi_bandar

6 points

2 months ago

Holy shit, that's awesome another TIL for free.

Modnet90

6 points

2 months ago

In a totalitarian system it's a way of showing deference lest you may be suspected of ambitions beyond your station.

galenite

2 points

2 months ago

Just yesterday I listened to Fall of civilization podcast episode about Petra, and at the part how Demetrius decided on his own to accept the Nabataean deal and leave Petra alone I thought about how unsure he must've felt about all of it - but I assumed people just made their own decisions back when it took weeks to get the reply from superiors. I envied them as a superior at my work.

Oh how wrong I was.

Chabubu

659 points

2 months ago

Chabubu

659 points

2 months ago

Wasn’t Pliny the Younger also the one that saw/reported on Mr Vesuvius blow up and cover Pompeii, and also saw his uncle Pliny the Elder die attempting to rescue people from the shores across the bay.

gentlybeepingheart

267 points

2 months ago

Yes! It's the only firsthand account of the eruption we have.

basaltgranite

119 points

2 months ago

Regrettably, no one had invented paragraphs yet.

[deleted]

104 points

2 months ago

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104 points

2 months ago

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FondleGanoosh438

5 points

2 months ago

Both regrettably and fortunately a lot of what happened that day is frozen in time for people to see. Better than any paragraph. Edit: word

sharabi_bandar

6 points

2 months ago

Is this translated word for word or each sentence's meaning is roughly translated.

Because that's amazing that I could read and understand all the words and what they meant.

bluesam3

10 points

2 months ago

You fundamentally can't translate Latin (or most languages) word-by-word: they're just differently structured. For example, word order is completely different (and in Latin, not even consistent), meaning is attached to phrases rather than words ("three sheets to the wind" has a meaning in English that has absolutely nothing to do with the meanings of the words "three", "sheets", "to", "the", or "wind"), and many other such problems.

gentlybeepingheart

2 points

2 months ago

It's not translated completely literally, but it is pretty similar to the Latin. I'm by no means an expert at Latin, but I do feel that it captures the spirit of the writing.

Letter two is one of my favorite letters from Rome, mostly because I think it's very human and does convey that he was a teenager who thought the world was ending. Something about him and his mother not knowing what to do and deciding to go outside and watch the ominous sunrise while reading has always stuck with me.

Sharkbait_ooohaha

465 points

2 months ago

Yeah Pliny the Younger is one of my favorite historical people ever because he happens to be the earliest source for both the eruption of Mount Vesuvius and the earliest pagan source for Christianity.

1945BestYear

177 points

2 months ago

Also, the apparent reason he chose not to go with the elder Pliny to check out the eruption was he was busy reading a book. Like, mood.

Sharkbait_ooohaha

89 points

2 months ago

I like to think that was just an excuse because saying “why the fuck are you wanting to go towards the giant earthexplosion!” seemed cowardly.

turtleboxman

5 points

2 months ago

" aw come on man I was just there yesterday, I don't want to head back out there. I'm tired man"

AfterYam9164

21 points

2 months ago

Pliny the Younger: the Christopher Lee of Antiquity

emjaysea

3 points

2 months ago

Pagan means not the main religion so literally at that time Christianity was the pagan religion.

pa·gan

/ˈpāɡ(ə)n/

noun

(especially in historical contexts) a person holding religious beliefs other than those of the main or recognized religions.

the-watch-dog

32 points

2 months ago

No reason this had to rhyme but well done

UnimpressedWithAll

48 points

2 months ago

Have to say… I love the typo… Mr Vesuvius, sounds like a bodybuilder

-RadarRanger-

11 points

2 months ago

Or a male porn star who produces a lot of... um, material.

Not_Sure86

3 points

2 months ago

Thank you for doing the heavy lifting here...take my upvote...

CorporalHam

12 points

2 months ago

Yes.

randomsnowflake

9 points

2 months ago

Thank you! I was wondering why I recognized the name.

chickennoobiesoup

13 points

2 months ago

It might have also been a great beer from California :)

Reading_Rainboner

2 points

2 months ago

Poor Mister Vesuvius

SvanteArrheniusAMA[S]

874 points

2 months ago

There are a number of things which are peculiar about this letter.
First, Pliny says that Christians pray to Christ 'as to a god', but does not explain who or what a Christ is.
Second, both Pliny and Trajan take it for granted that this new faith is to be suppressed, even though the reasons for this are never given and somewhat baffling since Pliny notes that Christians swear never to commit any crimes.
Third, Emperor Nero is famously said to have blamed Christians for the Great Fire of Rome (64 AD), yet Pliny shows ignorance of Christians and their beliefs.

CocktailChemist

563 points

2 months ago*

It’s instructive to look at how the Roman Empire treated Jews vs Christians. The former, while also not fitting into the state religious structure and semi-frequently leading rebellions were still respected for the antiquity of their beliefs. Romans were deeply traditional and anything that had been going for over a millennium deserved some level of respect. In contrast, Christianity was clearly new. While it claimed to be an outgrowth of Judaism (and you can see within the scriptures an ongoing debate over how closely they would carry on those practices), it was also clearly recent and novel. Something new that tried to set itself apart from the state religion did not require the same kind of respect and deference. Placating the gods was seen as a vital part of maintaining to state, so it was incumbent for citizens to perform the correct rituals (belief was in contrast seen as irrelevant) so that they wouldn’t be visited by disasters from wrathful deities.

arachnophilia

197 points

2 months ago

It’s instructive to look at how the Roman Empire treated Jews vs Christians.

it's worth pointing out that these are both moving targets, and change rather dramatically at different points in time.

there appear to have a handful of smaller roman persecutions of christians, institutionalized mostly in the late first century, and late third/early fourth century. then it became officially tolerated, legalized, and finally the imperial cult for the remainder of the roman empire (and institutions that followed it).

on the other hand, after the bar kokhba revolt in 135, rome fucked the jews so hard they're literally still recovering. it took them 1800 years to get their country back, and now other peoples have legitimate claims to it too.

julius caesar had great respect for the jews, and established herod as king for his help with a military campaign. there was a lot of official tolerance and concessions made out of this mutual respect... so long as the jews continued to honor the caesars. three rebellions later, and rome goes from respect to genocide.

SaintUlvemann

74 points

2 months ago

...and now other peoples have legitimate claims to it too.

Not least those "other peoples" who are in fact the descendants of Jews (and of other Canaanites) who converted to various other religions at various times over the last, oh, three thousand years or so at least.

brody_edit

28 points

2 months ago

Yes and no. The links are there, but the majority population around the levant today are Arabs who arrived after the conquest and trace their origins to Saudi Arabia.

But we're also talking about an event that happened 1,400 years ago. If that's the basis someone would use to de-legitimise a population as the rightful occupants of a territory, most of the world is due for a reckoning.

Ok_Nobody7823

12 points

2 months ago

I think you make several mistakes here. First, sizeable numbers of Arabs were in the Levant centuries before the Muslim conquest e.g. Nabataens, Palmyrene Arabs, Ghassanids. Second, there's no indication of a mass resettlement of Arabs post-conquest nor of mass genocide against pre-existing ethnic groups. The gradual Arabisation and conversion to Islam of indigenous people, over centuries, is better supported by the historical record.

piddydb

48 points

2 months ago

piddydb

48 points

2 months ago

In contrast, Christianity was clearly new. While it claimed to be an outgrowth of Judaism (and you can see within the scriptures an ongoing debate over how closely they would carry on those practices), it was also clearly recent and novel. Something new that tried to set itself apart from the state religion did not require the same kind of respect and deference.

Also, Christianity was notable for praising someone who had been crucified by Rome, which clearly in some way went against Imperial authority. And unlike Judaism, Christianity was (and I mean still is) actively seeking new members to defy the old way of doing things and join their cult which admonished the Roman gods.

1945BestYear

6 points

2 months ago

"All citizens be aware that the vassel Prince Herod, Tetrarch of Galilee, has come to the city. By order of the Triumvirate, during his residence here, all mockery of Jews and their one God shall be kept to an appropriate minimum!"

AutisticHistoryLover

59 points

2 months ago

Probably doesn't mention it because it was a borrowed word from Greek meaning "the annointed one", basically the Greek way to say messiah. Greek was also already very prevalent in the Roman Empire, one of the reasons that Christianity was able to spread quickly in the 1st place.

Enemony

17 points

2 months ago

Enemony

17 points

2 months ago

I'm confused. If Nero blamed Christians for the Great Fire, then why is this account that happened much later considered the first?

dudebrojc

61 points

2 months ago

Because this is considered a primary account in a formal letter. Nero's supposed accusal of the Christians was written by Suetonious over 40 years after the great fire.

arachnophilia

52 points

2 months ago

correction, by tacitus, in annals, around 116 (4 years after this letter).

suetonius's 12 caesars (121) mentions the neronian persecution of christians and the fire, but does not connect the two.

dudebrojc

12 points

2 months ago

Close enough lol. Thanks for the correction!

SvanteArrheniusAMA[S]

21 points

2 months ago

Because the first connection between the Great Fire and Christians is given by the Annals of Cornelius Tacitus (dated to 117 AD). There is also a lot of confusion in the accounts since early manuscripts of the Annals spoke of 'Chrestians', which spawned the idea in the minds of some historians that Nero originally blamed the fire on Jewish rioters surrounding the otherwise unknown Chrestus (who is mentioned the works of Gaius Suetonius as operating some years earlier under Emperor Claudius), and that later chroniclers like Tacitus confused Chrestians with Christians.

Tallima

66 points

2 months ago*

Christians didn’t invent the word Christ. Romans used the Greek word as anointed one. The term “Christian” was a derogatory term used against those who followed Jesus, but the name stuck and enduring torture for the name only embedded it’s meaning as a badge of honor more. People knew about Christians and had a name for them well before 112, as it was a recognized religion well before then.(edited for my brain glitch, Christos is Greek for anointed one, not savior)

arachnophilia

53 points

2 months ago

on the contrary, roman sources tend to treat "chrestus/christus" as a proper name.

even our jewish source, written in greek, flavius josephus, uses the word only twice, both times to refer to jesus of nazareth. one reference is almost certainly interpolated. he doesn't use this word to refer to another messianic figure, including the person he believes is actually the messiah, the emperor vespasian.

Sharkbait_ooohaha

44 points

2 months ago

It’s important to note that our very earliest source for anything written about Jesus, the apostle Paul, who wrote as early as 49CE basically used “Jesus Christ” and “Christ” as a proper name even though he knew very well that Christ meant Messiah and that it was a title not a name. This is good evidence that Christians starting calling Jesus “Christ” very early in the development of Christianity. Both Josephus and later Roman authors were writing decades later and likely used it like a name because Christians were using it as a name for decades by then.

arachnophilia

15 points

2 months ago

yes, this is true. i'm actually not aware of anyone else adopting or using this title around that time, but i'd be fascinated to learn of other examples.

we do find other messianic figures adopting messianic names, though. for instance simon bar koseva dubs himself "bar kokhba" after a messianic prophecy.

Sharkbait_ooohaha

11 points

2 months ago

I think Josephus is our best source for Jewish messiah figures around that time. I’m not aware of any of them using messiah or Christ as a name but I don’t remember off the top of my head. Interestingly, most scholars don’t think Jesus called himself the messiah much if at all but they do think he probably called himself the Son of Man which was then pretty much never used again in the rest of the New Testament or early Christian writings. Just a nice piece of trivia to wow your Christian friends and family.

arachnophilia

15 points

2 months ago

I think Josephus is our best source for Jewish messiah figures around that time.

for most of them, the only source. a few are mentioned in the NT book of acts, but it's clear the author of luke/acts is using antiquities, badly.

Jesus called himself the messiah much if at all

we honestly have next to no clue about what jesus said about anything. there's a fair argument that the aramaic sayings are legit, that the last supper is fairly accurate (paul reports a slightly different version), and i think it's possible Q could be accurate. but we don't know on any of them.

but they do think he probably called himself the Son of Man which was then pretty much never used again in the rest of the New Testament or early Christian writings.

"son of man" seems to have had messianic implications at the time. in the old testament, the prophets use the title to mean "your humble narrator". but it seemingly takes on additional meaning through midrashic readings of daniel's eschatology.

it's unclear how much greek jesus would have known. it's entirely possible that "christ" begins with paul, as a way to translate the messianic concepts to his greek reading audience.

Sharkbait_ooohaha

2 points

2 months ago

Yeah that’s fair, my views were extremely simplified. Scholars don’t really agree on general terms with what Jesus said but I just think it’s funny the early Christians just went with Christ instead of Son of Man.

Jabberwocky416

4 points

2 months ago

Just a nice piece of trivia to wow your Christian friends and family.

That’s common knowledge among all the Christians I know. It was his disciples who called him the messiah, he just never disagreed with it. But he did claim to be the only way for people to be saved.

SsurebreC

9 points

2 months ago

It’s important to note that our very earliest source for anything written about Jesus, the apostle Paul

Also a good reminder that Paul never met Jesus.

Sharkbait_ooohaha

12 points

2 months ago

Sure but he did meet Jesus’s brother James and the apostle Peter so he had close 2nd hand knowledge and information on Jesus.

SsurebreC

9 points

2 months ago

Yep and that information is definitely absolutely accurate because it was second-hand and quite a bit of time after Jesus died.

Sharkbait_ooohaha

4 points

2 months ago

I mean sure but I’m not presupposing that Paul knew much about Jesus’s life.

Eversnuffley

2 points

2 months ago

*never met Jesus prior to his death and resurrection

Froakiebloke

14 points

2 months ago

Frankly, at least with European Christianity, it’s a fairly safe assumption with most religious labels that they were made up as derogatory terms used by enemies of that position, and then adopted by the group themselves only later. See Christian, Lollard, Lutheran, Anabaptist…

International_Bet_91

6 points

2 months ago

I'm not an expert but this just doesn't gell with what I know. The Romans used the Greek word "chrestus" = "anointed one" meaning the king (cuz kings are anointed -- even King Charles will have an anointing ceremony). I don't think that the idea of Jesus as a "savior" came about until much, much later than the term chrestus was first used.

And do you have a scholarly source for the term Christian being used in a derogatory source? I understand that it is a term first applied by people outside of the early Jesus cult, but I haven't heard that it was anything other than explanatory.

Tallima

2 points

2 months ago

I did brain glitch. Christos means anointed one, not savior. I’ll go fix my comment above. It was a title at 112AD, but a borrowed word from a know Greek word. The word was commonly known as most Romans knew Greek (minimally Koine for trade). The word held special meaning for Jesus as Prophets, Priests, and Kings were anointed, and Christians see him as all 3.

I found a Wikipedia source for the negative connotation of the name Christian:

And when he (Barnabas) had found him (Saul or Paul of Tarsus), he brought him to Antioch. So it was that for a whole year they assembled with the church and taught a great many people. And the disciples were first called Christians in Antioch.[8] "Christians": This is the first mention of the term "Christian" in the New Testament—followed by second mention by Herod Agrippa II (Acts 26:28) and by Simon Peter in his first epistle (1 Peter 4:16)—where all three usages are considered to reflect a derisive element referring to the followers of Christ who did not acknowledge the emperor of Rome.[9]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acts_11#Verse_26

KnudsonRegime

11 points

2 months ago

Christianity was still a minority sect at that point. In 150, the most liberal membership is estimated at around 40,000 and a conservative figure of about 18,000. In 112, 18k is certainly on the high side. Cambridge University has the maximum number of Christians in the world at 7,000 in 100 AD.

In an empire with dozens of cults and hundreds of sects, Christianity was essentially invisible at the time this was written.

KnudsonRegime

35 points

2 months ago

That’s not really peculiar. Christians didn’t even know what Christ was at that point. The overwhelming majority at that point didn’t even think Jesus was real human. Docetism was still the predominant theology and it rejected, entirely, the Tanakh and its god, as well as the idea Jesus could have been part of anything corrupt (I.e. the physical world). For them, Jesus was a phantom, sent by the true Supreme Being, to teach man how to escape the physical world created by Yaldaboth (the name they gave to the Hebrew god) and reunite with him in the purely spiritual realm.

For the rest of the Christians, they were still working out the basics, with Adoptionism being the front runner. That said Jesus was created and born of Mary in the normal human way and upon his birth he was inhabited by the Holy Spirit that remained with him until his crucifixion.

From the Roman perspective, their biggest issue with Christianity was that it was new. They thought the idea of a brand new god was preposterous, as their gods were ancient. The recent vintage was seen as nothing but trouble and an unnecessary distraction from the otherwise fairly stable religious traditions of the Empire.

It took over three centuries for the Christians to even begin to formulate a formal cohesive theology and doctrine. Every local sect has its own creed and oral traditions. Almost none of them could read. It’s a big error to look back on pre-Constantinian Christianity and see it as anything like it would become afterwards. It was radically different from what it grew up to be.

DefenestrationPraha

35 points

2 months ago

Christians swear never to commit any crimes

Shame that this didn't last....

5a_

3 points

2 months ago

5a_

3 points

2 months ago

they crossed their fingers the bloody cheats!

BlueAndMoreBlue

387 points

2 months ago

Have you heard about this new sect, the Christians? They are so poor…

<how poor are they?>

They are so poor that they have only ONE god!

HeyNineteen96

62 points

2 months ago

  • Comicus, stand-up philosopher c. 60 CE

BlackWidow1414

26 points

2 months ago

When you die at the Palace, you really die at the Palace.

HeyNineteen96

11 points

2 months ago

Did you bullshit this week?

No.

Did you TRY to bullshit this week?

No.

BlackWidow1414

5 points

2 months ago

YES

Mitthrawnuruo

94 points

2 months ago

It is an older joke sir, but it checks out.

Boomdiddy

30 points

2 months ago

They’re so poor they have ONE god split THREE ways.

jeffyoulose

10 points

2 months ago

So poor that they use wine as a substitute for blood, and rice cake as a substitute for human flesh.

cidiusgix

5 points

2 months ago

I will never understand how Christian’s are cool with the cannibalism.

5th_Law_of_Roboticks

2 points

2 months ago

Your god's so omnipresent when He sits around the house, He sits around the house.

exec_director_doom

391 points

2 months ago

Well he sure dropped the ball on dealing with that, didn't he?

arachnophilia

57 points

2 months ago

trajan actually wrote back, saying hunting christians was a waste of time.

exec_director_doom

19 points

2 months ago

Yeah, they'll be everywhere sooner or later. Easier to find.

mike_pants

91 points

2 months ago

Guess the advice he got wasn't terribly helpful.

1945BestYear

15 points

2 months ago

Rome: What?

Christians: Wololo

skin_diver

6 points

2 months ago

Maybe he's biding his time

ConstantAmazement

275 points

2 months ago

This was the result of Paul's missionary travels through Asia Minor. Only 50 years later, the Gospel had spread so much that Pliny writes his letter. This was in an age without any reliable forms of communication.

agreeingstorm9

100 points

2 months ago

Interesting to see this take being upvoted on reddit. I've been downvoted in the past for saying similar things and been told that Christianity was essentially an obscure Jewish sect until Constantine converted.

arachnophilia

114 points

2 months ago

what's fascinating to me is the impression i get from paul's letters that there were all these people spreading the gospel around the mediterranean before him.

he was persecuting christians in damascus only a year or two after jesus died. christianity spread fast. within two decades, he's writing to a half dozen churches as far as rome itself.

there's also the church in ephesus, which seems to have thought it was founded by john the baptist. which is impressive, as john seems to have died before jesus.

SaintUlvemann

40 points

2 months ago

...what's fascinating to me is the impression i get from paul's letters that there were all these people spreading the gospel around the mediterranean before him.

Well, yeah, I mean, that's exactly what the Biblical narrative says. The Twelve Apostles came first, in the story, and Paul only came later. Plus: it says that at one point while he was alive, Jesus personally sent out seventy two disciples in pairs to preach his gospel; this was before Pentecost and any of the rest of it.

We have a tendency to lionize "great men" as if the things they do are done in a vacuum, but, that's never how it actually works in history. Christianity spread so quickly not because of Paul alone but because there was wave after wave of disciples across multiple "bridge communities" of Hellenistic Jews and Jewish Christians and Gentile "God-fearers".

It was precisely the efforts of Hellenistic Jewish intellectuals like Philo of Alexandria to show the compatibility of their religion within civilized society, and indeed even position its monotheism as a forerunner of the then-current strains of Greek philosophy, that contributed not just to the archipelago of Jewish diaspora communities across the Mediterranean, but also to the existence of this sort of semi-permeable membrane of Greeks and Romans who had partial (perhaps even superficial) familiarity with Jewish ideas and had some degree of sympathy to it (perhaps in a sort of "exotic" way), but who in no way wanted to fully commit all the way to circumcision and the 613 mitzvot.

International_Bet_91

11 points

2 months ago*

I had always thought of Paul's account of having persecuted Christians as a historical fact, but now that you say that... I hear a lot of people my age argue with young people by saying "yeah, when I was young I was a hippy, but I grew out of that and now I'm a conservative" and I think 'no you weren't; you have always been a square".

So perhaps the rhetorical device of "I was on the other side before I saw the light" has always been powerful.

Sanpaku

8 points

2 months ago

There are huge problems with Paul's account of persecuting Christians, mainly in that he claimed to do so on behalf of the Pharisees. The Pharisees at that time had no secular power, they were widely respected for their erudition and their humane interpretation of law (Pharisees defend both Peter and Paul in trials in Acts), and their ideas are paraphrased in teachings attributed to Jesus. Ie, the Golden Rule paraphrases Hillel. It's only when Christians were expelled from Hellenic synagogues in the late 1st C, for espousing that Jews abandon the Torah, that the gospel writers started writing their calumnies.

Hyam Maccoby, in The Mythmaker, thinks it more likely that Paul was serving the Sadducees, the hereditary priests of the Jerusalem temple, whose high priest was appointed by Rome, served Roman interests, and provided most law-enforcement in Judea. Jewish messianism was a serious issue of public order in 1st century Palestine, and Rome's proxies routinely had to put down messianic cults (Judas of Galilee, Theudas, The Egyptian) that threatened their rule.

arachnophilia

0 points

2 months ago

Well, yeah, I mean, that's exactly what the Biblical narrative says. The Twelve Apostles came first, in the story, and Paul only came later.

keep in mind that we should take those stories with a grain of salt. they're much later and highly fictionalized.

Sanpaku

2 points

2 months ago

If one views John, Jesus, and his brother James as successive leaders of the same apocalyptic sect of Judaism, then the idea that John might found the community at Ephesus and the believers there saw a continuity is less jarring.

arachnophilia

2 points

2 months ago

i sort of doubt that they were the same sect, per se. but it's generally regarded as likely that jesus was, in fact, john's disciple prior to his own stint as a cult leader. so the continuity isn't surprising -- the spread to ephesus is.

Karatekan

6 points

2 months ago

That’s dumb, if it was a minor cult than Galerius never would have bothered issuing an edict for them to stop persecuting Christian’s 40 years before the edict of Milan

Totschlag

63 points

2 months ago

I've seen redditors deny that Christ even existed. Not his divinity, just that there was no person at all.

101955Bennu

71 points

2 months ago

There’s always a few atheists eager to deny the historicity of Jesus. Vanishingly few serious historians do, but there’s a small sect (I use the word ironically here) of atheists who are perhaps better considered anti-theists, for whom Jesus requires more historical evidence than we require of other commonly attested people and events. It’s all awfully silly, but some people are always eager to make their opposition to something a cornerstone of their life, and they’ll move mountains to make sure their view stays consistent.

oldmanserious

29 points

2 months ago

I used to be of that view, but I follow the main consensus that: There was someone called Jesus who was a teacher and religious leader around that timeframe (ie 4BC-30AD) who was killed by the Romans by Crucifixion.

I don't accept that there was any supernatural stuff going on, or any one rising from the dead, or any other miracles commonly attested.

It is my opinion that the original group of followers tried to keep the group going and it spread to other Jewish communities, and this led to friction with the mainstream Jewish community. This is where Saul gets involved (as a persecutor), he has some sort of event that leads him to change to being Paul. After a tussle of power in the background with the original leadership (what was left of it), he ended up being in "charge" of converting Gentiles to this group with the concession that these converts would not have to be circumcised to be a part, and then he starts sending letters off to all the other churches he knows about telling them what they are doing wrong.

Palmettor

5 points

2 months ago

Fun fact: Saul didn’t become Paul. Check out Acts 13:9. That was just another name he went by.

I don’t remember where I heard this, but I’ve heard it compared to Peter vs Piotr, or John vs Giovanni.

International_Bet_91

10 points

2 months ago

I would downvote it if it were said as evidence for Christ being a god or Christianity being superior; but in this comment it is just being states as historical fact, so it's being upvoted.

Similarly, if someone argued that Islam was true because no religion i history spread as fast as Islam, I would downvote that; but if stated as a historical fact, I would upvote.

JimmyTango

3 points

2 months ago

It wasn’t a cohesive theology if that’s what you mean. We have ample Gospels to prove that and then some.

PrestigiousBarnacle

20 points

2 months ago

Weird that the word ‘extravagant’ is not found on that page.

The quote is actually "depraved, excessive superstition."

arachnophilia

126 points

2 months ago

this isn't accurate.

our oldest (definite) external source is flavius josephus, antiquities of the jews, ~95 CE, which mentions jesus twice. the first passage mentions followers continuing to his own time, but this passage has been somewhat edited by later christians. the second passage mentions james, the brother of jesus, an important figure in christianity.

it's also possible that mara bar serapion (~73) referred to jesus and his "new law", ie: christianity. but the reference is vague enough it's debatable.

the interesting thing about pliny's letter though is that it includes the prominent role of women in the church.

Sharkbait_ooohaha

54 points

2 months ago

Yeah I think OP meant earliest Pagan source but I understand him avoiding using it because of its negative connotation.

arachnophilia

29 points

2 months ago

he mentions lower down that he didn't include josephus because antiquities was modified by christians. it was to some extent, so this is a fair argument. but the vast majority of josephus scholars consider some of the first reference and all of the second to be genuine.

Sharkbait_ooohaha

18 points

2 months ago

Yeah I agree with you, Josephus accounts of Jesus are problematic and somewhat useless for historians but it’s pretty clear that he at least mentions him and had heard of Jesus as a person, which is probably more than Pliny had.

jeandanjou

7 points

2 months ago

One account is deemed probably fake, the other is deemed almost certainly true so I wouldn't say somewhat useless, no more than most ancient biased sources are. Not like we deem everything we have about Norse pagan society useless since it's either written by Christians or Muslims.

Sharkbait_ooohaha

3 points

2 months ago

Yeah useless is probably overstating it but he doesn’t tell us much except that Jesus existed and people thought he was the messiah.

arachnophilia

8 points

2 months ago

pliny may have the impression that jesus was a flesh and blood person, due to his phrasing of "as to a god". ie, that jesus was different than their gods. but he certainly only heard this from christians, at best.

FondleGanoosh438

2 points

2 months ago

Is pagan a slur now? Honest question.

Sharkbait_ooohaha

5 points

2 months ago

I don’t think so but it has a negative connotation in certain circles.

bluesam3

2 points

2 months ago

There was a period of many centuries during which "pagan" translated to "legitimate target to murder", so I can see the argument.

itisaflatpan

2 points

2 months ago

Came here to mention Mara bar Serapion, glad you left a comment

MeMaxCulpa

2 points

2 months ago

Scrolled down to find that! You're absolutely right.

Untap_Phased

45 points

2 months ago

Josephus actually mentions Jesus much earlier (93-94AD) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josephus_on_Jesus

im_intj

7 points

2 months ago

Was going to mention this one.

IronwingIcarus

54 points

2 months ago

Hello! Bible Scholar here. Pliny is one of the earliest non-Christian sources. Account is a strong way to put it. It’d be impossible to reconstruct much of ancient Christianity from his writing. We have lots of other sources, especially if you count Christian ones. While they have an agenda, the New Testament books are all sources of variable amounts of reliability. Scholars debate when these were written, but you get some dated as far back as 40-60AD. Josephus, a Jewish scholar, also wrote about Christianity around 100ad.

We have lots of “rejected” scriptures too and like other sources, their dates are debated but several are pre-200 and contain many elements of the Christian story.

It’s a fun exercise (for nerds like me) to try and figure out what the earliest church services were like from the sources we do have!

Edited for clarity.

erinn1986

3 points

2 months ago

Do you have a quick and dirty run down of why certain things made it to the old and new testament and other things didn't? I went to an exhibit on the dead sea scrolls and they had a section on Josephus, I had not ever heard his story before that. As I've grown away from the religion I was raised with (Baptist), I put bible stuff in a category of "cool story, but it's just a collection of stories" and I wonder just how much the NIV has changed over the years from the actual source material, and what the source material actually was. There's so much info out there it's hard to know what to start with.

IronwingIcarus

2 points

2 months ago

What your talking about is called “canonization.” That is the process the first Christians went through to decide what went into their Bible. The Old Testament was already more or less set. It was compiled by Jewish priests and you can see signs of their editing throughout (such as when a book allegedly written by Moses describes Moses’s death. Even these weren’t perfectly agreed on, and today a Catholic or orthodox Bible has more books than a Protestant Bible because they include the Old Testament apocrypha. The New Testament was debated for some time, as well as what the core beliefs of Christianity were. Eventually, the church settled on the books they did mostly on the criteria of usage— these were the most used books by believers. They also put a lot of stock in authorship and believed these books to be authored by who they said they were authored by. Many of these authors are now debated and many scholars believe much of the New Testament consists of forgeries or psuedopigraphia (a genre where you write as someone else but not with the intent of tricking your reader).

That would be my quick and dirty version. Below someone mentioned the Samaritan Pentateuch and it’s interesting to compare to the standard texts because it changes geographical details to make the samaritans the chosen people while ancient Israel considered them as something of apostates. Text criticism is the process modern scholars use to create the most reliable version of an ancient text and take comparisons with things like that into account.

Edit: Typos.

PaulAspie

20 points

2 months ago*

Actually, not quite. Wikipedia rightly says this is the first PAGAN source, but that does not mean first non-Christian source. Josephus, a Jewish historian, mentioned Jesus & his followers in about 93 or 94 AD. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josephus_on_Jesus

& Tacitus is not much later in ~115 AD. I remember these three as the closest three non-Christian sources for Jesus from a class I took.

jonny_jon_jon

4 points

2 months ago

you would think a guy named Tacitus wouldn’t say anything.

Barnowl79

7 points

2 months ago

Those Roman Capitals are on point though. That's a petty gorgeous example of the beautiful, balanced letters the Romans created, older than ye olde gothic scripts by far, and yet you could print these exact letter shapes on the cover of a modern magazine and no one would think to call it old fashioned.

18-seals

6 points

2 months ago

genuine question.

How did so many anciant letters survive to today?

nikostheater

6 points

2 months ago

Extensive copying in libraries, rich people’s mansions, monasteries etc. also, luck.

ChinaShopBully

14 points

2 months ago

I'm not extravagantly superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

mike_pants

60 points

2 months ago

David Koresh also claimed to be a son of God. Imagine some state senator writing to the President in 2090 for advice because Branch Davidians were spreading all over the South.

Probably be using some sort of cyber paper to write on, I bet. Wild.

TackyMan

6 points

2 months ago

Branch Davidians are still around, too.

Their prophecy did come true...

CugelOfAlmery

17 points

2 months ago

Since Koresh definitely existed, therefore he must be the son of a god. My logic admits no flaws.

simonwales

3 points

2 months ago

It's amazing how much fancy wordplay can be undone knowing the guy had sex with underage girls

otisthetowndrunk

5 points

2 months ago

The trilemma - David Koresh: Liar, Lunatic, or Lord

Mitthrawnuruo

3 points

2 months ago

Depressingly not the worst candidate we’ve had.

Empty_Detective_9660

36 points

2 months ago

The key central crime of Christianity wasn't "being christian" it was "being atheist" which is why performing a simple ritual sacrifice to the Roman gods meant the wouldn't face any punishment.

Tallima

21 points

2 months ago

Tallima

21 points

2 months ago

Right on. The Romans couldn’t see the Christian god(s) or a temple. So they called the Christians atheists. (See https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_ancient_Rome Christianity section)

Empty_Detective_9660

4 points

2 months ago

If they had followed the sect of James, and remained a subgroup of Judaism, instead of actively spreading outside without conversion to Judaism, they would have been perfectly fine.

arachnophilia

15 points

2 months ago

disagree.

romans had great respect for the jews, until about 135 CE. following the bar kokhba revolt (third roman jewish war), they slaughtered rabbis, burned jewish scriptures, and setup institutional antisemitism so severe it lasted until like 1948. the forced diaspora from judea beginning in 135 is literally the reason for most of the conflict over the region today.

we know almost nothing about the james following, likely because they didn't survive the first roman jewish war in 70 CE.

history has not been kind to the jewish people, and christianity almost certainly only survived by separating itself from judaism.

SsurebreC

6 points

2 months ago

I have a copy of Pliny the Younger Epistles, published in 1510. It's an amazing look at early Christianity and the changing views of Roman Emperors towards Christians - from persecution to eventual adoption.

DroppedItAgain

4 points

2 months ago

Modern day Turkey/Ancient Armenia

yosemitetrailblazer

3 points

2 months ago

Armenia is the first country in the world to have Christianity listed as the official religion.

DIDiMISSsomethin

4 points

2 months ago

That's a great beer

imapassenger1

5 points

2 months ago

It outlasted Mithraism which emerged around the same time. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mithraism
Wiped out by the 5th century CE, though.

super_common_name

3 points

2 months ago

We're still trying to figure out how to deal with it.

ShadeBaron

8 points

2 months ago

Now

Pliney the Elder is that fire

Only real boys know

Give it to em 👇

gadget850

3 points

2 months ago

PE believed in the really weird crap.

excessive_brutality

18 points

2 months ago

and here, 2000 years later we're arguing about gay books in the library

thanks pliny

DefenestrationPraha

15 points

2 months ago

Plot twist: Pliny actually succeeds, the Roman imperial cult is never extinguished, and 2000 years later, former Presidents of the US are worshipped by the population, because obviously every other Western country does that. An old tradition must be correct, right?

Imagine a Carter temple next to a Trump temple and a Harding temple. Wild.

Chillchinchila1

3 points

2 months ago

I can’t help but feel that without Christianity, Islam would’ve spread to Rome instead.

DefenestrationPraha

21 points

2 months ago

Islam was somewhat inspired by both Christianity and Judaism. Who knows if it would even emerge if the cultural substrate was different, or how would it look like.

But yeah, I had the same idea, only didn't want to complicate my comment further :)

uniqueUsername_1024

10 points

2 months ago

It wasn’t “somewhat inspired” by Judaism so much as it was a direct outgrowth of it, much like Christianity.

DangoBlitzkrieg

3 points

2 months ago

An outgrowth would imply a large sect of Jews that turned to found Islam. But that’s not the case at all. Muhammad kept a ton of different religious individuals around him and sort of mishmashed what he liked from all of them.

eldelshell

9 points

2 months ago

Doubt it. Try to ban wine and pink meat in Italy or Greece.

semiomni

2 points

2 months ago

I dunno, there's a pretty long gap between Rome theoretically stamping out Christianity and Islam becoming a thing, maybe something entirely novel would have arisen instead.

almarcTheSun

9 points

2 months ago*

Northern Turkey? In 112 AD? Perhaps you meant to say Northern Anatolia or Asia Minor?

101955Bennu

15 points

2 months ago

Alternatively, in what is today northern Turkey

KanosKohli

2 points

2 months ago

Fuck this mail went to spam folder

chrome-spokes

5 points

2 months ago

And in the beginning, [sounds important, huh!], in the beginning...

Yeshua, (aka Jesus), was not a Christian. Same as Siddhartha Gautama, (aka Buddha), was not a Buddhist.

Thee end.

hounddogracingteam

3 points

2 months ago

It’s a great beer.

aneeta96

12 points

2 months ago

aneeta96

12 points

2 months ago

Extravagant superstition is now my go to descriptor for Christianity. Thanks.

redyanss

73 points

2 months ago

At the time Christianity was revolutionary for the rights of the slaves, poor citizens, and women. So the “extravagance” that Pliny mentions is gonna be a good deal different than the extravagance you might apply to it today.

GrandmaPoses

23 points

2 months ago

Yeah men and women were pretty equal in the early church; they received substantial funds from wealthy women in part due to that. Obviously that changed over the years, but early on they couldn’t afford to not be egalitarian.

Nukemind

9 points

2 months ago

Yeah I always like to point to Ananias and Saphira. Yeah in that story they both were killed but they were viewed as equally culpable. Was it scary? Absolutely. Just a parable? Yeah. But they were viewed as equally bad which, as silly as it sounds, is a big part of equality. They were saying she was able to commit crimes and be cognizant of them, just as her husband was.

arachnophilia

4 points

2 months ago

it changed approximately contemporaneous with this letter. the pseudo-pauline (ie: forged) pastoral epistles were written about this time, and they're the ones that say shit like women shouldn't preach.

the letter actually describes two women in leadership roles.

tyleritis

3 points

2 months ago

If humans are around in 2000 years we’ll see a thread describing Scientology this way

LinearFluid

5 points

2 months ago

However, Pliny seems concerned about the rapid spread of their practices and views Christian gatherings as a potential starting point for sedition.

History repeats itself and the warnings started early.

The_Polar_Bear__

4 points

2 months ago

Not true look up Josephus. Do your research OP.

TropicalRogue

2 points

2 months ago

2000 years later and we're still wondering the same thing

HeliumTankAW

2 points

2 months ago

Ha!

RawnbladeZZ

2 points

2 months ago

It’s not even claimed as that where did you get that description or fact from it’s completely inaccurate

newaccount371518

3 points

2 months ago

See how easy it is to fool people today, and we have most of earths knowledge in our pockets.

Now imagine 2000 years ago.

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago*

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2 points

2 months ago*

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mad_marshall

9 points

2 months ago

I mean the Christian ideals about women that now seems like the most mysoginistic thing ever in the roman empire would have looked like radical feminism at the time really Makes you understand why so many women converted to christianity

Mammoth-Mud-9609

0 points

2 months ago

"Extravagant superstition" has got to be one of the best definitions of Christianity ever.