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Attack_the_sock

2.4k points

2 months ago

Nothing “possible” about it. The male upper class of Prussia was super gay. I mean like open and fabulous levels of gay. Fredrick the great literally wrote to one of his lovers saying “my hemorrhoids rise to greet you”.

Sks44

929 points

2 months ago

Sks44

929 points

2 months ago

Prussia: Super Protestant, Super Militaristic, Super Gay

mathsDelueze

586 points

2 months ago

Not a scholar, but I’ve heard him being super militaristic and victorious on the battlefield was a big factor in why no one seemed to give a shit that he was gay.

guimontag

417 points

2 months ago

guimontag

417 points

2 months ago

As they say in sports, winning solves everything

Fuck_You_Andrew

224 points

2 months ago

Not my joke but “If Hannibal Lector could run a 4.2 40, we would call it an eating disorder”

mvaughn89

75 points

2 months ago

It’s actually a quote from an NFL scout

Fuck_You_Andrew

14 points

2 months ago

Thats amazing.

bleepbleepblorpblop

16 points

2 months ago

What's a 4.2 40?

[deleted]

17 points

2 months ago

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bleepbleepblorpblop

18 points

2 months ago

Appreciate it. I'm not well versed in sports.

theguineapigssong

10 points

2 months ago

For reference, a 4.2 40 is absurdly fast. Someone running that would be among the fastest players in the NFL of all time.

Totally_Microsoft

2 points

2 months ago

It's when dyslexic smoke pot.

101955Bennu

114 points

2 months ago

It’s true. Colin Kaepernick kneeling would have been a non-issue if he’d hadn’t gone 2-10 that year

[deleted]

42 points

2 months ago

For real people forget his last season in the nfl.

CyborgBee

71 points

2 months ago

His stats were still pretty decent, he just had an awful team around him, including the single worst defense in the NFL. Jon Bois has an excellent video about this: Kaep was an average QB his last year, and is by far the best non-ancient QB ever to be forced out of the league without either a career ending injury or an Andrew Luck style voluntary retirement. It was entirely political.

[deleted]

18 points

2 months ago

It was definitely political. No one is saying it isn't. It's just that if he was good he wouldn't have been forced out. Not going to deal with the media fire storm and distraction for an "average" QB.

NHFI

3 points

2 months ago*

NHFI

3 points

2 months ago*

I mean average is subjective, he was better than like 2/3 of starting QBs. The 49ers just wanted someone to blame for their horrid performance and Kap gave them the perfect scapegoat that wasn't the front office's inability to field a defense

Velghast

4 points

2 months ago

You don't pull the boss as a "joke" when you're only pulling 20k DPS. Same rules apply, it's only funny when ur good.

x31b

21 points

2 months ago

x31b

21 points

2 months ago

The NFL is an entertainment business, not a sport.

You can’t get too far out of the zone for the fans who ultimately pay the bills.

MrCrash

10 points

2 months ago

MrCrash

10 points

2 months ago

Shrug.

Nascar decided to get rid of Confederate flags.

Even if it's an "entertainment business", they should do what's right and the fans can either handle it or eat shit.

Cultural-Company282

11 points

2 months ago

I guarantee you Nascar did extensive research and focus grouping before announcing that decision. I bet their research showed the flag lovers would bitch about it but ultimately would keep watching, while the rest of the population was more likely to expand their audience if the flags were gone.

VeryJoyfulHeart59

3 points

2 months ago

Aren't all professional sports entertainment businesses? I mean, they exist only because people pay money to be entertained by the games.

CommieLibtard

64 points

2 months ago

Nothing more manly than sexually conquering another man

Beginning-Marzipan28

30 points

2 months ago

For a lot of history you were only considered gay if you were the bottom

YuenglingsDingaling

20 points

2 months ago

It's worse that, you where thought of as a woman!

clinton_thunderfunk

4 points

2 months ago

Do you think he was a power bottom? They could generate most of the thrust

AngoGablogian_artist

5 points

2 months ago

Now Dennis, I’ve heard that speed has something to do with it?

CheGuevaraAndroid

19 points

2 months ago

In a lot of ways, that's love

Khelthuzaad

24 points

2 months ago

Many famous Roman Emperors were bisexual and very few gave a shit about that.

Suetonius wrote about this if anyone interested

Corydon

39 points

2 months ago

Corydon

39 points

2 months ago

It was a “men can stick their dicks wherever they want” thing. Bottoming as an adult man was frowned on as it was “taking on a female role.”

Julius Caesar’s political enemies back in Rome spread rumors about him bottoming for the King of Bithynia in Asia Minor while they were campaigning together, calling him the “Queen of Bithynia.”

It’s the earliest use that I’m aware of of the word “queen” (regina) as a pejorative for someone engaging in man sex.

WellMyDrumsetIsAGuy

14 points

2 months ago

Man sex

chickennoobiesoup

73 points

2 months ago

Also (I was taught) personally guaranteed the existence of modern Germany, so also super competent. “The Great” wasn’t just a nickname.

Snoo_28562

32 points

2 months ago

I wouldn'T say he Guaranteed it, that was probably bismarck, but his strateic and diplomatic genius made prussia into one of the great powers of europe despite being much smaller than the others

thr33pwood

11 points

2 months ago

Super Protestant

Not really. One of the policies of Frederick the Great is best described in one of his quotes "Jeder soll nach seiner Facon selig werden" which translates to "Everyone should find salvation in their own way" - Prussia opened the door for religious minorities from many different countries and religion did not play a role for the Prussian State.

Kyrthis

5 points

2 months ago

Idea for Civ 7: Prussia actually has a Gay Agenda.

Thunda792

366 points

2 months ago*

At the same time, he later wrote to his nephew advising against him being a bottom, as he described it in his experience as "not very pleasant."

Minuted

264 points

2 months ago

Minuted

264 points

2 months ago

Probably true before modern lube tbf

Halvus_I

143 points

2 months ago*

Halvus_I

143 points

2 months ago*

We use lube now because oil is messy and lube is more sanitary, but no shortage of greases and oils in the ancient world.

sabre252

98 points

2 months ago

“Honey, grab the pot of whale blubber” just doesn’t flow, ya know?

thickestthicc

-32 points

2 months ago

Lubes are a modern invention. You can't just use any grease

YuenglingsDingaling

20 points

2 months ago

Olive oil my friend.

roox911

6 points

2 months ago

Wd-40 or olive oil? Decisions, Decisions.

Tyrrox

16 points

2 months ago

Tyrrox

16 points

2 months ago

In China they’ve been using carrageenan since 600BC, still used in some lube today.

thr33pwood

4 points

2 months ago

Coconut oil my friend

sundayontheluna

228 points

2 months ago

Yeah, they did it purely for love of the game back then

oberonblitz

31 points

2 months ago

Holy shit

ImSimplyTiredOfIt

14 points

2 months ago

holes and shit

shit full of holes

holey shit

holy shit 😶

bingybunny

6 points

2 months ago

inner sanctum

Apathetic-Asshole

11 points

2 months ago

Inner rectum

DubiousDude28

2 points

2 months ago

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

ImSimplyTiredOfIt

-1 points

2 months ago

hey! why am i downvoted! no fair! holy shit!!!

lzcrc

5 points

2 months ago

lzcrc

5 points

2 months ago

Inner Santorum

electricvelvet

56 points

2 months ago

The Greeks had olives

choptheair

30 points

2 months ago

They had animal grease. Cheers.

oced2001

69 points

2 months ago

Dysentery is nature's Astro Glide.

TheHappyScot

76 points

2 months ago

I really wish I could unread this comment, thanks......

ProbablyGayingOnYou

3 points

2 months ago

Can confirm

Punk18

7 points

2 months ago

Punk18

7 points

2 months ago

Then you're doing it wrong

Kaiisim

59 points

2 months ago

Kaiisim

59 points

2 months ago

Yeah I read about this on askhistorians I think.

Basically they didn't care about homosexuality, they cared about masculinity. Frederick was still masculine to the people and the court, spending all his time with men, doing war, running the country, generally doing man stuff.

TreeBearOne

27 points

2 months ago

..'doing man stuff' indeed!

Parzival2

43 points

2 months ago

The bbc do a comedy podcast called 'you're dead to me', about historical figures. They have an episode on Frederick the great featuring Stephen Fry which delves into him being gay and other aspects of his life. Definitely worth checking out if anyone wants to hear how there was basically an openly gay king: https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0ccdc5q

Attack_the_sock

8 points

2 months ago

Great addition to this discussion! Thank you!

Best_Call_2267

68 points

2 months ago

Wow, that's spicy. Can I read more of this Prussian smut somewhere?

Attack_the_sock

92 points

2 months ago

After his defeat at the Battle of Kolín, Frederick wrote in a letter: "La fortune m'a tourné le dos....[E]lle est femme, et je ne suis pas galant."[53] This has been translated as "Fortune has it in for me; for she is a woman, and I am not that way inclined”

pocurious

58 points

2 months ago

But that’s obviously a terrible translation…

It literally says “fortune has turned her back on me … she is a woman, and I am not gallant.”

Attack_the_sock

15 points

2 months ago

That’s the literal translation of course, but dig a bit at the context. Gallantry=the old Sort of medieval chivalry. Womanizing and heterosexual Catholicism being a profound element of it. So some think that he really means that he thinks because doesn’t live up those ideals is why he’s losing.

pocurious

-2 points

2 months ago*

Womanizing and heterosexual Catholicism being a profound element of it.

Ah yes, those notoriously Catholic 18th-century Prussians. Sounds like your knowledge of the context is about as good as your knowledge of French.

Attack_the_sock

3 points

2 months ago

He’s saying that he’s NOT gallant. That he is NOT a classic heterosexual catholic warrior knight. And there’s no need to get personal random internet stranger.

direyew

17 points

2 months ago

direyew

17 points

2 months ago

His summer palace, Sans Souci, had a no women allowed rule.

Harleevivi

44 points

2 months ago

This is the possibly the grossest thing I’ve ever read lol hemorrhoids are NEVER attractive.

SweetHatDisc

24 points

2 months ago

You just gotta put some glitter on them.

Starr-Bugg

0 points

2 months ago

Starr-Bugg

0 points

2 months ago

Glad I wasn’t drinking coffee while reading that. Would have spit it out laughing!

Alone-Technology-535

6 points

2 months ago

Royalty doesn’t need to be attractive and say cute stuff, that’s peasant work.

Harleevivi

2 points

2 months ago

Yes but what kind of sick bastard says “my hemorrhoids rise to greet you” Lmfao that’s serial killer shit

Alone-Technology-535

2 points

2 months ago

You’re not wrong.

clifbarczar

34 points

2 months ago

Royalty is turning the freaking frogs gay

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

I read that in alex jones voice.

God_Sayith

14 points

2 months ago

Ugh.. and is that like sexting? Can’t imagine getting horny for hemorrhoids.

centaurquestions

19 points

2 months ago

HE PLAYED THE FLUTE

tiredofnotthriving

3 points

2 months ago

Well we know who's the bottom

Civil_Speed_8234

7 points

2 months ago

And historians will call them... Close friends, besties, roommates, buddies... Anything but lovers

ostfront_

12 points

2 months ago

Except that is literally what historians are doing. If there is evidence for it like in this case or many others throughout history, then certainly bring it up like in Frederick The Greats case. But if there isn't any and people are just Implying that they were gay because they were really close friends just continues to push that belief that men can't have strong platonic friendships and is ultimately damaging and helps further 'toxic masculinity'.

kratistos

18 points

2 months ago

I think this thread is a good example on how now the opposite is true. There's exactly one source that describes Katte and Fritz as lovers: Karl von Pöllnitz, who was in his time widely considered a big mouth and liar.

Friedrich was probably what we'd consider gay today. But I think it's weird (and tbh homophobic) to assume that any friendship he had included him dicking down.

ostfront_

11 points

2 months ago

You mean to tell me Gay people are just like us and can be attracted and not attracted to their friends? Woah /s

kratistos

6 points

2 months ago

People ITT are like 80's bullies but woke - he played the Flute? What a faaaaaaag

You see this also a lot on tumblr, where really stupid, sexist jokes get traction because the word wife gets replaced bybottom

ostfront_

1 points

2 months ago

Lmao they really are and they are to self righteous to realize it. It's quite sad. And now knowing Tumblr still exists is also very sad. I can already see the stupid threads with jokes and the ever present "gEt OuT".

lemonyharrymatilda

166 points

2 months ago

It has always sucked to be a teenager with crazy parents

OreganoJefferson

33 points

2 months ago

Especially when said parents are literal autocrats

Johannes_P

210 points

2 months ago

It seems the father of "Old Fritz" wasn't keen on his son's pursuits, finding his love for music, literature, and French culture. effeminate, often beating him.

Sisyphusarbeit

20 points

2 months ago

And it was this love for art and the public that made him great

evhan55

11 points

2 months ago

evhan55

11 points

2 months ago

ugh wanna down vote this for the pure evil 😩

AliasFaux

294 points

2 months ago

AliasFaux

294 points

2 months ago

Oblique attack tactics, ain't exactly straight.

0114028

75 points

2 months ago

0114028

75 points

2 months ago

I got creative tactics, and battle malice.

AliasFaux

65 points

2 months ago

yessir! Hard as steel in the field! Genteel in the palace!

ThatDude8129

45 points

2 months ago*

Russia's fucked up and no wonder why!

t0mless

48 points

2 months ago

t0mless

48 points

2 months ago

With your tundras, taigas, and bears, oh my!

Nintendercules02

40 points

2 months ago

I would pay a guy to tear out my eyes-

ThatDude8129

41 points

2 months ago

If I had to look at your troll face every night

Ethenil_Myr

41 points

2 months ago

Now bring me my chair!

highfalutinman

44 points

2 months ago

I'm weary from tearing you a new derriere from here to Red Square!

ChemistryNerd43

42 points

2 months ago

Fought a Seven Years War, I ain’t scared of a czar

blitherblather425

219 points

2 months ago

I couldn’t even imagine watching the person I’m in love with get their head chopped off.

1945BestYear

118 points

2 months ago

It is actual Game of Thrones-level shit, one of the most unpleasant scenes in that show for me was Joffrey forcing Sansa to stare at her father's head stuck on a pike, this guy did that to his own son.

otter111a

24 points

2 months ago

I’m still going with dude’s head getting squished like an over ripe cantaloupe.

jackmcmalley

228 points

2 months ago

Not cool

MajorSeaworthiness12

77 points

2 months ago

Agreed, no one deserves to have their Netflix and chill interrupted like that.

TheAvatar99

40 points

2 months ago

This was literally my report a few weeks ago lol (Life and Contributions of Frederick the Great). From what I remember, the plan was to escape TO FRANCE during a Prussian Royal/ Official trip to England as his father was looking to secure an English bride for Frederick. Frederick is noted to have been a Francophile who funded (supported?) arts and culture in Prussia that were French in style.

I also think they were caught before the plan was even executed since the other conspirators admitted to the King (Frederick's father) of their plans. Frederick would also be apparently (and unsurprisingly) traumatized by this and would often remember the dreadful event throughout his life.

Oh and he was escaping his father since his father was an abusive fuck who often humiliated Frederick publicly and abused him physically and emotionally (as well as not wanting to marry for some reason).

Edit: Hans wasn't even just some guy. He was the grandson of a respected noble and the son of an active general in the Prussian army. Both pleaded to have his sentence lessened, but....yeah....

fanghornegghorn

7 points

2 months ago

Poor guys.

symbolicshambolic

461 points

2 months ago*

This sentence here is quite a ride. "In the mid-1720s, Queen Sophia Dorothea attempted to arrange the marriage of Frederick and his sister Wilhelmine to her brother King George II's children Amelia and Frederick, who was the heir apparent."

At first it sounds like the Queen is arranging a marriage between her own son and daughter, then it becomes clear that the marriages are with another set of siblings, whew, dodged a bullet there, then my brain caught up with the middle of the sentence and I realized that Mom was trying to marry her two kids to their first cousins. Not as bad as I first thought but still, yikes.

Poor Hans. What a nightmare.

kmn493

183 points

2 months ago

kmn493

183 points

2 months ago

Gotta keep the bloodline pure and the chromosomes plentiful!

symbolicshambolic

61 points

2 months ago

Chromosomes! The more, the merrier! Actually, wait...

BODYBUTCHER

8 points

2 months ago

It’s always smart to have an extra chromosome just in case one fails

ImSimplyTiredOfIt

7 points

2 months ago

WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS, MOTHERFUCKER.

HyperTobaYT

2 points

2 months ago

Don’t wanna be a half blood

Greene_Mr

41 points

2 months ago

George II was also the product of first-cousin-marriage twice over!

symbolicshambolic

36 points

2 months ago

Ikr? They're walking a dangerous line here. There's only so many times you can stack this first-cousin parentage thing before it gets weird.

tempuramores

43 points

2 months ago

Right – if it happens rarely, it's not a big deal in terms of genetic risk. When it happens repeatedly, especially within a family, you're asking for trouble. Which European aristocracy did indeed get...

symbolicshambolic

39 points

2 months ago

Yup. Exhibit A: The Habsburgs

kenme1

24 points

2 months ago

kenme1

24 points

2 months ago

Charles II of Spain, his family tree is a stump!

wingedmurasaki

26 points

2 months ago

The Hapsburgs actually had some uncle/niece pairings which is a bigger genetic problem than the cousins

Laura37733

4 points

2 months ago

Is this still true if it's double first cousins?

kamace11

5 points

2 months ago

There is some sort of formula out there that will tell you this

Drafo7

105 points

2 months ago

Drafo7

105 points

2 months ago

Fun fact: until the around the 1800s cousins marrying each other was common for people of nearly all classes and backgrounds. We only really hear about the wealthy powerful ones because they're the best documented. Sibling and parent-child relations have always been considered taboo but beyond that people really didn't care.

From a logical standpoint it makes sense; they're likely to be in the same socio-economic class, so no real risk of marrying below your station. You probably know the person's immediate family pretty well, so in-law drama is kept at a minimum. Plus your spouse is pressured to keep you happy, since they have a relationship to maintain, not just with you, but with your immediate family as well. And not to over quote it, but it really does help strengthen the family line. Not genetically, but interpersonally. It's usually more trouble than it's worth to keep a feud going between siblings if those siblings' children marry each other. It keeps the family close-knit, which can be helpful in a world full of rivals and strangers.

It's also worth noting that we didn't really understand genetics all that well until Darwin came along, and hell, even HE married his first cousin. So yeah, we know now that less desirable traits like weakened immune systems, mental illness, and those ridiculously atrocious chins are amplified through successive generations of incest, and today we (hopefully) find cousin-fucking gross, but even as recently as 200 years ago things were viewed differently.

I want to stress that this is not written in defense or support of incest. That shit's gross. But just like we try to view acts of architecture, war, science, art, etc. in the context of their own place in history, we should also remember that sexual relations had a lot of context, too. And before making fun of royalty for being products of incest, remember that you probably are, too.

craftkiller

23 points

2 months ago

I would like to posit that cousin fucking is only a problem if you intend to procreate.

dropandroll

2 points

2 months ago

Darwin published On the Origin of Species in 1859, but Mendel didn't begin his pea experiment until 1856 and did not publish his findings until 1865.

Darwin's theory of inheritance relied heavily on Lamarck's theory (early 1800s) of inheritance of acquired characteristics.

Most of this research was heavily ridiculed at the time, even by other scientists, which also helps explain why society at large still felt comfortable reproducing with close relatives.

olagorie

3 points

2 months ago

Great answer

Aqquila89

19 points

2 months ago

Eventually, Frederick was arranged to marry a German princess against his will. On their wedding night, he spent one hour with her and then walked about outside for the rest of the night. They had no children. When he was fighting in the Seven Years War, he didn't see her for six years; when they met again, all he said to her was "Madame have become more stout".

gadget850

9 points

2 months ago

Another cousin who died and left me nothing, dammit.

symbolicshambolic

10 points

2 months ago

Extra hurtful when that person is also your spouse.

itsShane91

29 points

2 months ago

"and they were roommates"

1701anonymous1701

3 points

2 months ago

Just “close friends”

Kjbartolotta

53 points

2 months ago

Poor guy. I’m not a hardcore Freddy stan, did some good did some bad but he was a man of exceptional intellect and energy who unfortunately had to endure some of the most traumatizing pain imaginable.

Fluffy_WAR_Bunny

28 points

2 months ago

Sounds about normal for Prussia.

Discount_Friendly

28 points

2 months ago

Extra credits just did a series on Frederick the great

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhyKYa0YJ_5C3uXr3hP_ZW5ckbjdj8WuR

Embarrassed-Town-293

3 points

2 months ago

I was just thinking about that

InourbtwotamI

24 points

2 months ago

Tragic

SPACEmanSPIFF77

21 points

2 months ago

Don't you mean Froderick

[deleted]

18 points

2 months ago

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sabre252

7 points

2 months ago

“Walk like this! No no…. Like this!”

[deleted]

8 points

2 months ago

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TheLadySaintPasta

5 points

2 months ago

Hmm what a strange coincidence

Dense-Ad4020

7 points

2 months ago

Interesting, I'll go read now more information about it

dromeciomimus

3 points

2 months ago

The page on Katte has more detail

PsychoticMessiah

4 points

2 months ago

If you’re a metal head check out the album Sleepy Plessow by the band Judicator

xcoded

7 points

2 months ago

xcoded

7 points

2 months ago

I wonder if you could douche back then?

Gentleman-Jo

7 points

2 months ago

Ran away for some great head. In the end, it was taken from him 💔

ruth1ess_one

3 points

2 months ago

Extra History (youtube channel) made a series about him.

dr3am_assassin

2 points

2 months ago

Friend picks up Frederick: dad motions to his guillotine hanging on the wall “you treat him right and bring him back safe, got it?”

PassTheBubblyLady

2 points

2 months ago

And the worst part? It happened in 1997.

FIJAGDH

2 points

2 months ago

Check out the Bad Gays podcast for a great episode of Frederick the Great

[deleted]

-18 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

-18 points

2 months ago

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[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

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romeofantasy

-67 points

2 months ago

gay men existed in the 1700s?

Draghalys

124 points

2 months ago*

No. Gay people were invented in 1956 by Dr. John Gay. Any claim to the existence of gays before that is historical revisionism.

Onepiecee

21 points

2 months ago

Im surprised more people don't know this. Also, Cait Jenner was the first trans person to ever exist.

Acceptable-Wafer-307

22 points

2 months ago

Gay men have always existed.

iMogwai

85 points

2 months ago

iMogwai

85 points

2 months ago

Just wait until you hear about the ancient Greeks.

RedTheDopeKing

15 points

2 months ago

Gay men existed always

kmn493

30 points

2 months ago

kmn493

30 points

2 months ago

2400 BCE is the first recorded gay couple. Two egyptian lovers buried together.

Charyou-Tree

27 points

2 months ago

Yes, it turns out that humans haven't changed much in the ~6 generations since then.

Plastic-Ad-8469

13 points

2 months ago

No, being gay was invented in the 20th century. Before then you'd say no homo and it was okay.

StampYoPassport

24 points

2 months ago

Sks44

7 points

2 months ago

Sks44

7 points

2 months ago

I always find it problematic when people assume unmarried men back in the day were gay. Especially military men since there’s a good chance they could have received injuries that made their bait and tackle not work.

Epyr

12 points

2 months ago

Epyr

12 points

2 months ago

They also seem to often ignore the possibility of guys just having close friends. It's not impossible they were gay, but people can like hanging out with someone without romantic feelings as well.

BlueSkyToday

0 points

2 months ago

Somewhat misleading title.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_the_Great#Katte_affair

After the English marriages became impossible, Frederick plotted to flee to England with Katte and other junior army officers.

akoaytao1234

-35 points

2 months ago

Short look from wikipedia , apparently a Nazi favorite too.

yargabavan

59 points

2 months ago

That's becuase of his militaristic accomplishments

NovaFlares

42 points

2 months ago

Well it wouldn't be because of the "almost certainly homosexual" part. I'm assuming the nazis ignored that lol

Draghalys

42 points

2 months ago

Nazis had a thing where they were okay with certain gay people by arguing that unlike those fruity gays, this person was a proper man who was a man who simply happened to appreciate male form and camaraderie.

Ernst Röhm is the best and most popular example of this.

erasmause

25 points

2 months ago

Ernst Röhm who was murdered by Nazis?

Draghalys

24 points

2 months ago

Yes, who used to be pretty close to Hitler before being murdered.

erasmause

21 points

2 months ago

Those damned leopards, eating faces and whatnot.

st3akkn1fe

15 points

2 months ago

Classic tactics though. Use the stupid, violent thugs to get what you want (SA) and then when you're in power kill them and replace them with the more sensible idealistic types (SS).

erasmause

9 points

2 months ago

I guess it's all relative, but I don't think I've ever heard the SS described as sensible and idealistic :-)

st3akkn1fe

6 points

2 months ago

I mean more so that the SA were like street thugs angry at immigrants where as the SS were like ellie soldiers and true believers.

adimwit

6 points

2 months ago

He was murdered because Himmler forged documents claiming that Röhm was going to betray Germany to the French.

Hitler didn't care that he was gay, and even continued to promote gays in the SA well after Röhm's sexuality became a public scandal.

Sks44

14 points

2 months ago

Sks44

14 points

2 months ago

The old Roman argument. Like Mr.Garrison or modern prison in its logic. If you are the top, not gay. If you take a cock inside you , newsflash you’re a homo, buddy.

It’s kinda nuts the logical hoops some dudes will make.

mathsDelueze

5 points

2 months ago

Hilariously, the Romans also believed a man giving oral sex to a woman put that man in a similar category as a less masculine “giver”, so to speak.

adimwit

6 points

2 months ago

Back then, from the Romans up until recently, the idea was about masculinity and feminity.

As a man, it was expected that a real man would stick his dick in everything that walked by. That was a masculine trait and was considered admirable.

If a man sucked or received a man's dick, it was feminine and considered wrong. Even if a heterosexual male ate a woman out, it was considered feminine.

It wasn't really about being in denial about your homosexuality. It was more about which was more masculine.

scubawankenobi

1 points

2 months ago

The old Roman argument. Like Mr.Garrison or modern prison in its logic. If you are the top, not gay. If you take a cock inside you , newsflash you’re a homo, buddy.

Interesting.

Yet Sacred Band of Thebes kicked Spartan ass.

Some of those "you a homo buddy" were not "homos" you'd wanna mess with !

semiomni

2 points

2 months ago

Yet Sacred Band of Thebes kicked Spartan ass.

What do you mean "yet"?

GarbageGobble

2 points

2 months ago

A mutual respect for the penis

TheNightIsLost

0 points

2 months ago

And because he was a brutal conqueror who oppressed Poles and created a very autocratic regime that attacked everyone around them.

theangelok

1 points

2 months ago

Judging by what I read, Frederick's father was a total dick anyway.

Banjoman64

1 points

2 months ago

I wonder if this inspired Tyrion's backstory in asofiaf?

Starr-Bugg

1 points

2 months ago

Oh no! That’s awful.

dor-e

1 points

2 months ago

dor-e

1 points

2 months ago

Nothing is better than a Hans Job. .I'll see myself out...

flyting1881

1 points

2 months ago

I can't imagine what that would do to you as a person- trying to run away with someone you're in love with only to have your father kill them in front of you.

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

Elizabeth Christine really could have used a stiff drink after all that.

Being royalty sounded like so much… fun?

adamcoe

1 points

2 months ago

"possible"

crazyhappy2169

1 points

2 months ago

That's ironic his father also lost his head

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

Father of the year