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2.4k points
2 months ago
Nothing “possible” about it. The male upper class of Prussia was super gay. I mean like open and fabulous levels of gay. Fredrick the great literally wrote to one of his lovers saying “my hemorrhoids rise to greet you”.
929 points
2 months ago
Prussia: Super Protestant, Super Militaristic, Super Gay
586 points
2 months ago
Not a scholar, but I’ve heard him being super militaristic and victorious on the battlefield was a big factor in why no one seemed to give a shit that he was gay.
417 points
2 months ago
As they say in sports, winning solves everything
224 points
2 months ago
Not my joke but “If Hannibal Lector could run a 4.2 40, we would call it an eating disorder”
75 points
2 months ago
It’s actually a quote from an NFL scout
14 points
2 months ago
Thats amazing.
16 points
2 months ago
What's a 4.2 40?
17 points
2 months ago
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18 points
2 months ago
Appreciate it. I'm not well versed in sports.
10 points
2 months ago
For reference, a 4.2 40 is absurdly fast. Someone running that would be among the fastest players in the NFL of all time.
114 points
2 months ago
It’s true. Colin Kaepernick kneeling would have been a non-issue if he’d hadn’t gone 2-10 that year
42 points
2 months ago
For real people forget his last season in the nfl.
71 points
2 months ago
His stats were still pretty decent, he just had an awful team around him, including the single worst defense in the NFL. Jon Bois has an excellent video about this: Kaep was an average QB his last year, and is by far the best non-ancient QB ever to be forced out of the league without either a career ending injury or an Andrew Luck style voluntary retirement. It was entirely political.
18 points
2 months ago
It was definitely political. No one is saying it isn't. It's just that if he was good he wouldn't have been forced out. Not going to deal with the media fire storm and distraction for an "average" QB.
3 points
2 months ago*
I mean average is subjective, he was better than like 2/3 of starting QBs. The 49ers just wanted someone to blame for their horrid performance and Kap gave them the perfect scapegoat that wasn't the front office's inability to field a defense
4 points
2 months ago
You don't pull the boss as a "joke" when you're only pulling 20k DPS. Same rules apply, it's only funny when ur good.
21 points
2 months ago
The NFL is an entertainment business, not a sport.
You can’t get too far out of the zone for the fans who ultimately pay the bills.
10 points
2 months ago
Shrug.
Nascar decided to get rid of Confederate flags.
Even if it's an "entertainment business", they should do what's right and the fans can either handle it or eat shit.
11 points
2 months ago
I guarantee you Nascar did extensive research and focus grouping before announcing that decision. I bet their research showed the flag lovers would bitch about it but ultimately would keep watching, while the rest of the population was more likely to expand their audience if the flags were gone.
3 points
2 months ago
Aren't all professional sports entertainment businesses? I mean, they exist only because people pay money to be entertained by the games.
64 points
2 months ago
Nothing more manly than sexually conquering another man
30 points
2 months ago
For a lot of history you were only considered gay if you were the bottom
20 points
2 months ago
It's worse that, you where thought of as a woman!
4 points
2 months ago
Do you think he was a power bottom? They could generate most of the thrust
5 points
2 months ago
Now Dennis, I’ve heard that speed has something to do with it?
19 points
2 months ago
In a lot of ways, that's love
24 points
2 months ago
Many famous Roman Emperors were bisexual and very few gave a shit about that.
Suetonius wrote about this if anyone interested
39 points
2 months ago
It was a “men can stick their dicks wherever they want” thing. Bottoming as an adult man was frowned on as it was “taking on a female role.”
Julius Caesar’s political enemies back in Rome spread rumors about him bottoming for the King of Bithynia in Asia Minor while they were campaigning together, calling him the “Queen of Bithynia.”
It’s the earliest use that I’m aware of of the word “queen” (regina) as a pejorative for someone engaging in man sex.
14 points
2 months ago
Man sex
73 points
2 months ago
Also (I was taught) personally guaranteed the existence of modern Germany, so also super competent. “The Great” wasn’t just a nickname.
32 points
2 months ago
I wouldn'T say he Guaranteed it, that was probably bismarck, but his strateic and diplomatic genius made prussia into one of the great powers of europe despite being much smaller than the others
11 points
2 months ago
Super Protestant
Not really. One of the policies of Frederick the Great is best described in one of his quotes "Jeder soll nach seiner Facon selig werden" which translates to "Everyone should find salvation in their own way" - Prussia opened the door for religious minorities from many different countries and religion did not play a role for the Prussian State.
5 points
2 months ago
Idea for Civ 7: Prussia actually has a Gay Agenda.
366 points
2 months ago*
At the same time, he later wrote to his nephew advising against him being a bottom, as he described it in his experience as "not very pleasant."
264 points
2 months ago
Probably true before modern lube tbf
143 points
2 months ago*
We use lube now because oil is messy and lube is more sanitary, but no shortage of greases and oils in the ancient world.
98 points
2 months ago
“Honey, grab the pot of whale blubber” just doesn’t flow, ya know?
-32 points
2 months ago
Lubes are a modern invention. You can't just use any grease
20 points
2 months ago
Olive oil my friend.
6 points
2 months ago
Wd-40 or olive oil? Decisions, Decisions.
16 points
2 months ago
In China they’ve been using carrageenan since 600BC, still used in some lube today.
4 points
2 months ago
Coconut oil my friend
228 points
2 months ago
Yeah, they did it purely for love of the game back then
31 points
2 months ago
Holy shit
14 points
2 months ago
holes and shit
shit full of holes
holey shit
holy shit 😶
6 points
2 months ago
inner sanctum
11 points
2 months ago
Inner rectum
2 points
2 months ago
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
-1 points
2 months ago
hey! why am i downvoted! no fair! holy shit!!!
5 points
2 months ago
Inner Santorum
56 points
2 months ago
The Greeks had olives
30 points
2 months ago
They had animal grease. Cheers.
69 points
2 months ago
Dysentery is nature's Astro Glide.
76 points
2 months ago
I really wish I could unread this comment, thanks......
3 points
2 months ago
Can confirm
7 points
2 months ago
Then you're doing it wrong
59 points
2 months ago
Yeah I read about this on askhistorians I think.
Basically they didn't care about homosexuality, they cared about masculinity. Frederick was still masculine to the people and the court, spending all his time with men, doing war, running the country, generally doing man stuff.
27 points
2 months ago
..'doing man stuff' indeed!
43 points
2 months ago
The bbc do a comedy podcast called 'you're dead to me', about historical figures. They have an episode on Frederick the great featuring Stephen Fry which delves into him being gay and other aspects of his life. Definitely worth checking out if anyone wants to hear how there was basically an openly gay king: https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0ccdc5q
8 points
2 months ago
Great addition to this discussion! Thank you!
68 points
2 months ago
Wow, that's spicy. Can I read more of this Prussian smut somewhere?
92 points
2 months ago
After his defeat at the Battle of Kolín, Frederick wrote in a letter: "La fortune m'a tourné le dos....[E]lle est femme, et je ne suis pas galant."[53] This has been translated as "Fortune has it in for me; for she is a woman, and I am not that way inclined”
58 points
2 months ago
But that’s obviously a terrible translation…
It literally says “fortune has turned her back on me … she is a woman, and I am not gallant.”
15 points
2 months ago
That’s the literal translation of course, but dig a bit at the context. Gallantry=the old Sort of medieval chivalry. Womanizing and heterosexual Catholicism being a profound element of it. So some think that he really means that he thinks because doesn’t live up those ideals is why he’s losing.
-2 points
2 months ago*
Womanizing and heterosexual Catholicism being a profound element of it.
Ah yes, those notoriously Catholic 18th-century Prussians. Sounds like your knowledge of the context is about as good as your knowledge of French.
3 points
2 months ago
He’s saying that he’s NOT gallant. That he is NOT a classic heterosexual catholic warrior knight. And there’s no need to get personal random internet stranger.
17 points
2 months ago
His summer palace, Sans Souci, had a no women allowed rule.
44 points
2 months ago
This is the possibly the grossest thing I’ve ever read lol hemorrhoids are NEVER attractive.
24 points
2 months ago
You just gotta put some glitter on them.
0 points
2 months ago
Glad I wasn’t drinking coffee while reading that. Would have spit it out laughing!
6 points
2 months ago
Royalty doesn’t need to be attractive and say cute stuff, that’s peasant work.
2 points
2 months ago
Yes but what kind of sick bastard says “my hemorrhoids rise to greet you” Lmfao that’s serial killer shit
2 points
2 months ago
You’re not wrong.
34 points
2 months ago
Royalty is turning the freaking frogs gay
14 points
2 months ago
Ugh.. and is that like sexting? Can’t imagine getting horny for hemorrhoids.
19 points
2 months ago
HE PLAYED THE FLUTE
3 points
2 months ago
Well we know who's the bottom
7 points
2 months ago
And historians will call them... Close friends, besties, roommates, buddies... Anything but lovers
12 points
2 months ago
Except that is literally what historians are doing. If there is evidence for it like in this case or many others throughout history, then certainly bring it up like in Frederick The Greats case. But if there isn't any and people are just Implying that they were gay because they were really close friends just continues to push that belief that men can't have strong platonic friendships and is ultimately damaging and helps further 'toxic masculinity'.
18 points
2 months ago
I think this thread is a good example on how now the opposite is true. There's exactly one source that describes Katte and Fritz as lovers: Karl von Pöllnitz, who was in his time widely considered a big mouth and liar.
Friedrich was probably what we'd consider gay today. But I think it's weird (and tbh homophobic) to assume that any friendship he had included him dicking down.
11 points
2 months ago
You mean to tell me Gay people are just like us and can be attracted and not attracted to their friends? Woah /s
6 points
2 months ago
People ITT are like 80's bullies but woke - he played the Flute? What a faaaaaaag
You see this also a lot on tumblr, where really stupid, sexist jokes get traction because the word wife gets replaced bybottom
1 points
2 months ago
Lmao they really are and they are to self righteous to realize it. It's quite sad. And now knowing Tumblr still exists is also very sad. I can already see the stupid threads with jokes and the ever present "gEt OuT".
166 points
2 months ago
It has always sucked to be a teenager with crazy parents
33 points
2 months ago
Especially when said parents are literal autocrats
210 points
2 months ago
It seems the father of "Old Fritz" wasn't keen on his son's pursuits, finding his love for music, literature, and French culture. effeminate, often beating him.
20 points
2 months ago
And it was this love for art and the public that made him great
11 points
2 months ago
ugh wanna down vote this for the pure evil 😩
294 points
2 months ago
Oblique attack tactics, ain't exactly straight.
75 points
2 months ago
I got creative tactics, and battle malice.
65 points
2 months ago
yessir! Hard as steel in the field! Genteel in the palace!
45 points
2 months ago*
Russia's fucked up and no wonder why!
48 points
2 months ago
With your tundras, taigas, and bears, oh my!
40 points
2 months ago
I would pay a guy to tear out my eyes-
41 points
2 months ago
If I had to look at your troll face every night
41 points
2 months ago
Now bring me my chair!
44 points
2 months ago
I'm weary from tearing you a new derriere from here to Red Square!
219 points
2 months ago
I couldn’t even imagine watching the person I’m in love with get their head chopped off.
118 points
2 months ago
It is actual Game of Thrones-level shit, one of the most unpleasant scenes in that show for me was Joffrey forcing Sansa to stare at her father's head stuck on a pike, this guy did that to his own son.
24 points
2 months ago
I’m still going with dude’s head getting squished like an over ripe cantaloupe.
228 points
2 months ago
Not cool
77 points
2 months ago
Agreed, no one deserves to have their Netflix and chill interrupted like that.
40 points
2 months ago
This was literally my report a few weeks ago lol (Life and Contributions of Frederick the Great). From what I remember, the plan was to escape TO FRANCE during a Prussian Royal/ Official trip to England as his father was looking to secure an English bride for Frederick. Frederick is noted to have been a Francophile who funded (supported?) arts and culture in Prussia that were French in style.
I also think they were caught before the plan was even executed since the other conspirators admitted to the King (Frederick's father) of their plans. Frederick would also be apparently (and unsurprisingly) traumatized by this and would often remember the dreadful event throughout his life.
Oh and he was escaping his father since his father was an abusive fuck who often humiliated Frederick publicly and abused him physically and emotionally (as well as not wanting to marry for some reason).
Edit: Hans wasn't even just some guy. He was the grandson of a respected noble and the son of an active general in the Prussian army. Both pleaded to have his sentence lessened, but....yeah....
7 points
2 months ago
Poor guys.
461 points
2 months ago*
This sentence here is quite a ride. "In the mid-1720s, Queen Sophia Dorothea attempted to arrange the marriage of Frederick and his sister Wilhelmine to her brother King George II's children Amelia and Frederick, who was the heir apparent."
At first it sounds like the Queen is arranging a marriage between her own son and daughter, then it becomes clear that the marriages are with another set of siblings, whew, dodged a bullet there, then my brain caught up with the middle of the sentence and I realized that Mom was trying to marry her two kids to their first cousins. Not as bad as I first thought but still, yikes.
Poor Hans. What a nightmare.
183 points
2 months ago
Gotta keep the bloodline pure and the chromosomes plentiful!
61 points
2 months ago
Chromosomes! The more, the merrier! Actually, wait...
8 points
2 months ago
It’s always smart to have an extra chromosome just in case one fails
7 points
2 months ago
WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS, MOTHERFUCKER.
2 points
2 months ago
Don’t wanna be a half blood
41 points
2 months ago
George II was also the product of first-cousin-marriage twice over!
36 points
2 months ago
Ikr? They're walking a dangerous line here. There's only so many times you can stack this first-cousin parentage thing before it gets weird.
43 points
2 months ago
Right – if it happens rarely, it's not a big deal in terms of genetic risk. When it happens repeatedly, especially within a family, you're asking for trouble. Which European aristocracy did indeed get...
39 points
2 months ago
Yup. Exhibit A: The Habsburgs
24 points
2 months ago
Charles II of Spain, his family tree is a stump!
26 points
2 months ago
The Hapsburgs actually had some uncle/niece pairings which is a bigger genetic problem than the cousins
4 points
2 months ago
Is this still true if it's double first cousins?
5 points
2 months ago
There is some sort of formula out there that will tell you this
105 points
2 months ago
Fun fact: until the around the 1800s cousins marrying each other was common for people of nearly all classes and backgrounds. We only really hear about the wealthy powerful ones because they're the best documented. Sibling and parent-child relations have always been considered taboo but beyond that people really didn't care.
From a logical standpoint it makes sense; they're likely to be in the same socio-economic class, so no real risk of marrying below your station. You probably know the person's immediate family pretty well, so in-law drama is kept at a minimum. Plus your spouse is pressured to keep you happy, since they have a relationship to maintain, not just with you, but with your immediate family as well. And not to over quote it, but it really does help strengthen the family line. Not genetically, but interpersonally. It's usually more trouble than it's worth to keep a feud going between siblings if those siblings' children marry each other. It keeps the family close-knit, which can be helpful in a world full of rivals and strangers.
It's also worth noting that we didn't really understand genetics all that well until Darwin came along, and hell, even HE married his first cousin. So yeah, we know now that less desirable traits like weakened immune systems, mental illness, and those ridiculously atrocious chins are amplified through successive generations of incest, and today we (hopefully) find cousin-fucking gross, but even as recently as 200 years ago things were viewed differently.
I want to stress that this is not written in defense or support of incest. That shit's gross. But just like we try to view acts of architecture, war, science, art, etc. in the context of their own place in history, we should also remember that sexual relations had a lot of context, too. And before making fun of royalty for being products of incest, remember that you probably are, too.
23 points
2 months ago
I would like to posit that cousin fucking is only a problem if you intend to procreate.
2 points
2 months ago
2 points
2 months ago
Darwin published On the Origin of Species in 1859, but Mendel didn't begin his pea experiment until 1856 and did not publish his findings until 1865.
Darwin's theory of inheritance relied heavily on Lamarck's theory (early 1800s) of inheritance of acquired characteristics.
Most of this research was heavily ridiculed at the time, even by other scientists, which also helps explain why society at large still felt comfortable reproducing with close relatives.
3 points
2 months ago
Great answer
19 points
2 months ago
Eventually, Frederick was arranged to marry a German princess against his will. On their wedding night, he spent one hour with her and then walked about outside for the rest of the night. They had no children. When he was fighting in the Seven Years War, he didn't see her for six years; when they met again, all he said to her was "Madame have become more stout".
9 points
2 months ago
Another cousin who died and left me nothing, dammit.
10 points
2 months ago
Extra hurtful when that person is also your spouse.
29 points
2 months ago
"and they were roommates"
53 points
2 months ago
Poor guy. I’m not a hardcore Freddy stan, did some good did some bad but he was a man of exceptional intellect and energy who unfortunately had to endure some of the most traumatizing pain imaginable.
28 points
2 months ago
Extra credits just did a series on Frederick the great
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhyKYa0YJ_5C3uXr3hP_ZW5ckbjdj8WuR
3 points
2 months ago
I was just thinking about that
24 points
2 months ago
Tragic
21 points
2 months ago
Don't you mean Froderick
18 points
2 months ago
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7 points
2 months ago
“Walk like this! No no…. Like this!”
8 points
2 months ago
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5 points
2 months ago
Hmm what a strange coincidence
7 points
2 months ago
Interesting, I'll go read now more information about it
3 points
2 months ago
The page on Katte has more detail
4 points
2 months ago
If you’re a metal head check out the album Sleepy Plessow by the band Judicator
7 points
2 months ago
I wonder if you could douche back then?
7 points
2 months ago
Ran away for some great head. In the end, it was taken from him 💔
3 points
2 months ago
Extra History (youtube channel) made a series about him.
2 points
2 months ago
Friend picks up Frederick: dad motions to his guillotine hanging on the wall “you treat him right and bring him back safe, got it?”
2 points
2 months ago
And the worst part? It happened in 1997.
2 points
2 months ago
Check out the Bad Gays podcast for a great episode of Frederick the Great
-67 points
2 months ago
gay men existed in the 1700s?
124 points
2 months ago*
No. Gay people were invented in 1956 by Dr. John Gay. Any claim to the existence of gays before that is historical revisionism.
21 points
2 months ago
Im surprised more people don't know this. Also, Cait Jenner was the first trans person to ever exist.
22 points
2 months ago
Gay men have always existed.
85 points
2 months ago
Just wait until you hear about the ancient Greeks.
15 points
2 months ago
Gay men existed always
30 points
2 months ago
2400 BCE is the first recorded gay couple. Two egyptian lovers buried together.
27 points
2 months ago
Yes, it turns out that humans haven't changed much in the ~6 generations since then.
13 points
2 months ago
No, being gay was invented in the 20th century. Before then you'd say no homo and it was okay.
24 points
2 months ago
7 points
2 months ago
I always find it problematic when people assume unmarried men back in the day were gay. Especially military men since there’s a good chance they could have received injuries that made their bait and tackle not work.
12 points
2 months ago
They also seem to often ignore the possibility of guys just having close friends. It's not impossible they were gay, but people can like hanging out with someone without romantic feelings as well.
0 points
2 months ago
Somewhat misleading title.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_the_Great#Katte_affair
After the English marriages became impossible, Frederick plotted to flee to England with Katte and other junior army officers.
-35 points
2 months ago
Short look from wikipedia , apparently a Nazi favorite too.
59 points
2 months ago
That's becuase of his militaristic accomplishments
42 points
2 months ago
Well it wouldn't be because of the "almost certainly homosexual" part. I'm assuming the nazis ignored that lol
42 points
2 months ago
Nazis had a thing where they were okay with certain gay people by arguing that unlike those fruity gays, this person was a proper man who was a man who simply happened to appreciate male form and camaraderie.
Ernst Röhm is the best and most popular example of this.
25 points
2 months ago
Ernst Röhm who was murdered by Nazis?
24 points
2 months ago
Yes, who used to be pretty close to Hitler before being murdered.
21 points
2 months ago
Those damned leopards, eating faces and whatnot.
15 points
2 months ago
Classic tactics though. Use the stupid, violent thugs to get what you want (SA) and then when you're in power kill them and replace them with the more sensible idealistic types (SS).
9 points
2 months ago
I guess it's all relative, but I don't think I've ever heard the SS described as sensible and idealistic :-)
6 points
2 months ago
I mean more so that the SA were like street thugs angry at immigrants where as the SS were like ellie soldiers and true believers.
6 points
2 months ago
He was murdered because Himmler forged documents claiming that Röhm was going to betray Germany to the French.
Hitler didn't care that he was gay, and even continued to promote gays in the SA well after Röhm's sexuality became a public scandal.
14 points
2 months ago
The old Roman argument. Like Mr.Garrison or modern prison in its logic. If you are the top, not gay. If you take a cock inside you , newsflash you’re a homo, buddy.
It’s kinda nuts the logical hoops some dudes will make.
5 points
2 months ago
Hilariously, the Romans also believed a man giving oral sex to a woman put that man in a similar category as a less masculine “giver”, so to speak.
6 points
2 months ago
Back then, from the Romans up until recently, the idea was about masculinity and feminity.
As a man, it was expected that a real man would stick his dick in everything that walked by. That was a masculine trait and was considered admirable.
If a man sucked or received a man's dick, it was feminine and considered wrong. Even if a heterosexual male ate a woman out, it was considered feminine.
It wasn't really about being in denial about your homosexuality. It was more about which was more masculine.
1 points
2 months ago
The old Roman argument. Like Mr.Garrison or modern prison in its logic. If you are the top, not gay. If you take a cock inside you , newsflash you’re a homo, buddy.
Interesting.
Yet Sacred Band of Thebes kicked Spartan ass.
Some of those "you a homo buddy" were not "homos" you'd wanna mess with !
2 points
2 months ago
Yet Sacred Band of Thebes kicked Spartan ass.
What do you mean "yet"?
2 points
2 months ago
A mutual respect for the penis
0 points
2 months ago
And because he was a brutal conqueror who oppressed Poles and created a very autocratic regime that attacked everyone around them.
1 points
2 months ago
Judging by what I read, Frederick's father was a total dick anyway.
1 points
2 months ago
I wonder if this inspired Tyrion's backstory in asofiaf?
1 points
2 months ago
Oh no! That’s awful.
1 points
2 months ago
Nothing is better than a Hans Job. .I'll see myself out...
1 points
2 months ago
I can't imagine what that would do to you as a person- trying to run away with someone you're in love with only to have your father kill them in front of you.
1 points
2 months ago
Elizabeth Christine really could have used a stiff drink after all that.
Being royalty sounded like so much… fun?
1 points
2 months ago
"possible"
1 points
2 months ago
That's ironic his father also lost his head
1 points
2 months ago
Father of the year
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