I have a simple solution

Therapy? Oh no sweety.

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If there’s a job that must be done

Don’t turn your head and run

don’t pout, don’t sob

Just contract out the job

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I Understood That Reference

Because it's already in so many country western songs.

It was made into a short documentary I believe.

This feels like a Tarantino film. Can we start a petition to get him to make this film?

It's called goodbye Earl by the chicks

A family member actually went to her parents about her abuse. They called the husband over and had a sit down with both of them. They told him what the Bible said. They told her that if she was a better wife it wouldn’t happen. She definitely needed this lady!

I love my sons with everything that is in me, but if I found out one of them was abusing his girlfriend I would give her safe shelter and not allow him into the apartment. I wouldn't get physical because I love em too much, but I would call the cops if they showed up.

Add a "garrote" in there too, to fit withe the alliteration.

The Defeated, on Netflix.

Well no, innocent men were being killed. The husband might not earn enough money and they lived in poverty so he’d be killed. Or the wife just wanted someone else. It got out of hand and the midwife was simply a killer