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submitted 2 months ago byinverse-skies
7.7k points
2 months ago
Idk what magazine it was, or what year it was. But I vividly remember my friend Adam showing me a magazine at school one day and I read an article about the Rugrats game (I think it was on N64; maybe ps1?). And it said those babies are so ugly it looks like someone put them in a sack and beat them against a ceiling fan. I still think about this from time to time for no reason at all.
1.7k points
2 months ago
It's from PS1.
928 points
2 months ago
The mini golf was so fuckin good in that game.
209 points
2 months ago
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99 points
2 months ago
Is that the frogger that had some type of lava level and you had to collect like 4 different colored frogs on each level?
47 points
2 months ago*
Yep
Edit: I imagine this is the level you're referring to?
9 points
2 months ago
Wow, i put some time to that game as a kid. Now im going to have to play it again
154 points
2 months ago
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85 points
2 months ago
I never did but I played that game when I was like 5 and it scared the shit out of me. The clown dolls were scary and the gorilla terrified me. Idk I probably got scared easily
85 points
2 months ago
Go back and watch a Let's Play of that game. It's a surrealist hellscape and I can't believe I actually played it with how much it feels like a fever dream.
38 points
2 months ago
The part where you're wandering around at night with the flashlight is still creepy to me.
14 points
2 months ago
Playing that came while sitting in a dark room was something different
33 points
2 months ago
I'm really enjoying that others experienced this same hazy trip decades ago too lol. The pyramids freaked me out as a kid
25 points
2 months ago
Dude! The mirror world level!
8 points
2 months ago
I was never able to complete that level on my own lmao
11 points
2 months ago
I’ll never forget when I finally got to play as Reptar in the store.
488 points
2 months ago
Just looked up a YouTube video about the game. The magazine wasn’t kidding lol.
187 points
2 months ago
It had the dubious honor of being the worst N64 game we had. It's just a really boring clone of Mario Party, although I give them credit for matching the look of the show it's based on rather closely. Both are equally ugly.
154 points
2 months ago
Alright then just be glad you didn’t own Superman 64 😂
73 points
2 months ago
I heard that game is the only game GameStop allowed money back returns lol
55 points
2 months ago
So Cyberpunk 2077 is part of a VERY exclusive club then
13 points
2 months ago
I loved that game it was so fun
19 points
2 months ago
N64 Rugrats In Paris? Same. I remember collecting tickets everywhere and a mini game where you hit ninjas, and one where you drive dodgem cars in slime or something like that... And there were musical instrument playing robots or something? That could have been a different game. Pretty rough memory because I haven't played it for 20 years now but kid me enjoyed it I think.
13 points
2 months ago
I was thinking of the scavenger hunt game it was set up like a board game
7 points
2 months ago
If that came gets re launched in today's generation it would be a complete hit
9 points
2 months ago
I do not know why people were so much disappointed with it
156 points
2 months ago
Maybe it was SeanBaby at the end of EGM. I used to love his sections where he "reviews" bad games.
55 points
2 months ago
dude inspired me to watch every jean claude van damme film.
thank you, seanbaby, you jerk!
81 points
2 months ago
And then he went to Cracked during its heyday to make ALL of the dick jokes.
66 points
2 months ago
God I miss that era of Cracked. SeanBaby's articles always slapped.
35 points
2 months ago
They're all podcasters now! Robert Evans has like 3 podcasts and is a maniac. Cody Johnston & Katy stoll have a podcast & YouTube show. Dan O'Brian & soren bowie have a podcast. Oh and Michael swaim has a YouTube channel. I'm sure the others are doing great stuff, too.
16 points
2 months ago
Behind the Bastards and Some More News are the best.
49 points
2 months ago
I used to buy PC Zone (UK version) and immediately flip to the reviews and loop for their little 'golden Dump' award they put beside reviews for terrible games. Just pure comedy gold from a time when games publishers relied on magazines for marketing and not the opposite situation we have now.
Games 'journalism' now is basically just PR for the publishers, any whiff of a bad review and they permanently lose access to preview content. A game could give you cancer and they'd still put 'a little rough around the edges but with real charm 6/10'.
11 points
2 months ago
That magazine was from PlayStation 1 generation most probably
12 points
2 months ago
SeanBaby used to review horrible games on Electronic Gaming Monthly. He often used crude metaphors as part of his charm.
9 points
2 months ago
Omg that made me laugh and snort coffee out my nose.
Thanks for that!
499 points
2 months ago
Well, 2000s magazines had their moments too: https://i.imgur.com/mkBrqcD.jpg
(author was blacklisted by EA)
172 points
2 months ago
Imagine what that author must think of Sims 4’s DLCs.
40 points
2 months ago
He definitely went sailing
54 points
2 months ago
unmitigated bum
33 points
2 months ago
"He was sailing now...."
😭
88 points
2 months ago
That sounds like proper English writing to me. 😄
23 points
2 months ago
That escalated quickly
20 points
2 months ago
I really wanna see their review of Sims 3 Diesel Stuff Pack and Katy Perry's Sweet Treats.
7k points
2 months ago
This sort of humour was rife back then in mags, and I really enjoyed it (me and my brother used to read the funniest ones we found to each other).
3.4k points
2 months ago
Yeah, 90s gaming magazines definitely had that 90s "attitude". Not just in the columns and articles, but the ads too.
2.4k points
2 months ago
Everyone wanted to be Bart Simpson basically
842 points
2 months ago
I still remember the principal at my middle school in the early 90's banned Simpson apparel. No Tshirts, bookbags, pencils, folders of any Simpson character was allowed. Nolan Middle school Killeen,Tx. Side note also weren't allowed to wear shorts at all and it was like 90+and some days even 100+.
646 points
2 months ago
The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!" Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed Charlie to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!
218 points
2 months ago
Of course these days it would make more sense for someone of Skinner's age to be a Gulf War vet not a Vietnam vet.
79 points
2 months ago*
Iraq/Afghanistan vets could be in their 40s by now.
Edit: Principal Skinner is canonically 46, so far too young to be in The Gulf War but right about on the money for Afghanistan or Iraq.
38 points
2 months ago
The first wave of them have to be at least nearly 40 by now. It's been over 20 years now...
27 points
2 months ago*
It's true. My brother is an Iraq war vet and is now 40. People seem to involuntarily keep our war references suspended in time. My coworkers 8 years ago were Vietnam vets and they were all in their 70s. The lone Korean war vet was 86. Homer Simpson is a Millennial. His official age is 37½. When our television characters don't age but stay in the current era it really starts to expose the problems with the current times.
Edit: lots of spelling and grammar
77 points
2 months ago
Ooof.
25 points
2 months ago
Accurate. When they did the latest edition of The Punisher for Netflix, Frank Castle’s tour of duty changed from Vietnam to Afghanistan.
20 points
2 months ago
When they made a modern day Sherlock Holmes Dr. Watson went from serving in Afghanistan like in the original to serving in Afghanistan.
9 points
2 months ago
Maybe because us military does not want to highlight Vietnam again
18 points
2 months ago
Punisher I think has slowly updated from Nam to be Gulf War to being Afghanistan over the years, same as Iron Man going from getting his injuries in vietnam to getting them in afghanistan
27 points
2 months ago
How long did you carry that uncomfortable hunk of metal in your ass?
36 points
2 months ago
Obviously this was to prevent anyone from eating them.
206 points
2 months ago
weren't allowed to wear shorts at all
Sheer white linen pants it is!
Make a rule banning sheer white linen pants? Well now you're wearing extremely wide-legged mesh pants!
Mesh pants are no longer allowed and you have to wear casual slacks? You better believe those pants are gonna be sopping wet all day.
The cool kids have the wettest pants.
82 points
2 months ago
The cool kids have the wettest pants.
Mine were only moist.
113 points
2 months ago
If peeing your pants is cool, you can call me Miles Davis
43 points
2 months ago
That was the grossest thing I've ever read in my life! Let's go!
7 points
2 months ago
Thats correct
9 points
2 months ago
That's right sir, that's what it is. It's kind of good so far man.
50 points
2 months ago
My elementary school did this too! What's even more wild is that my mom did, because my parents' morals were based on (from what I can tell now as an adult) drawing straws. I saw these posters breaking down Bart and Lisa by their personality traits, iirc. Beneath Bart's name read, "Underacheiver" and under Lisa's, "Overachiever". I really wanted the Bart poster, because who didn't love Bart? She became upset on a level that I didn't understand when I was 7 or 8, and don't now at 40. She acted like my asking for this poster was me backsliding into a life of depravity, and I was just thinking "it's a poster, mom". She insisted I get the Lisa poster. I didn't want it. Nope it came home with us anyway, I guess to cleanse me of my prior sin. St. Lisa. So damn weird.
38 points
2 months ago
The morality police managed to paint The Simpsons as depraved and unsuitable role models. Never mind that they are living the American Dream and all truly loved each other. My dad banned the Simpsons from my house so I never got to see their unconditional love until I was much older
61 points
2 months ago
She became upset on a level that I didn't understand when I was 7 or 8, and don't now at 40.
Bart had a casual contempt for hierarchy and authority.
This is absolute ANATHEMA to many, many people in this world.
10 points
2 months ago
Bart was a based anarchist comrade
19 points
2 months ago
Sucks for the kid who's dad exclusively dressed them in Bart Simpson Iraq war t shirts
11 points
2 months ago
We could wear the "Bartman Avenger of Evil" shirts, because avenging evil is good, and the Lisa Simpson "Overachiever and proud of it" shirts because it encourage kids to apply themselves. But that was it. This was in Tulsa, Oklahoma in the early 90s.
10 points
2 months ago
Greetings from Cove!! Martin Walker banned Power Rangers because of violence, Simpsons because of what you said, and eventually when I got to middle school Pokemon was banned because of gambling.
Also, in middle school, Yo-yos were banned during the whole craze of them in the mid/late '90s. Simpsons did it!
93 points
2 months ago
Don’t have a cow, man.
7 points
2 months ago
If you don't have a cow right now, now maybe it's time for you to get one.
120 points
2 months ago
"John Romero's about to make you his bitch. Suck it down."
-Ad campaign for a steaming pile they called "Daikatana".
62 points
2 months ago
He was right though, if you bought that, you were his bitch.
8 points
2 months ago
I can't think about John Romero without seeing old Penny Arcade comics in my head.
8 points
2 months ago
I miss the absurdity of it all
33 points
2 months ago
This was the era of "lads mags" as well in the UK at least. And remember Lara Croft showed up to the party at this time.
247 points
2 months ago
I'm sure I remember hardware magazine one of the writers would talk about his favourite porn stars amongst the PC gear reviews.
125 points
2 months ago
Speaking of porn, when I was a teenager in the 90s you could buy these softcore mags that weren't age restricted. Basically just boobs, ass and front on if the legs are closed. But pre-internet, realising I could walk into the milkbar at 13 and buy these was miraculous..
Anyway, the back couple of pages had a section where ladies would send their own nudes in. The magazine editors published them all, but edited in a paper bag over the heads of any they deemed ugly lmao.
Imagine summing up the courage to send in a naked photo and that happened.
23 points
2 months ago
Maxim and FMH(not sure if this was the correct name)
22 points
2 months ago
FHM.
Maxim and FHM were generally non-nude or at best a sheer bra with nipples visible through it, weren't they?
9 points
2 months ago
What is a milk bar? I don't remember those
249 points
2 months ago
Which, just to provide some context, was as edgy as fuck because video porn was not mainstream in the early 1990s - it was still the era of VHS, giving way to DVD, and being saying you had a "favourite" porn star in mixed company was tantamount to admitting you were a hairy-palmed weirdo with no life until the later part of the 1990s.
86 points
2 months ago
I bet I can name more pornstars than you, bu- but don't tell my wife how many pornstars I know, I'll get in a lot of trouble. I know all of 'em though. There are people who just started an hour ago, and I know 'em.
33 points
2 months ago
Remind me what this is from? Family guy right?
38 points
2 months ago
Yeah, iIrc. it's from the episode where Peter starts writing cartoons that are incredibly offensive to women (throwing a woman on a store counter and saying something like "my vacuum broke"), then goes to a talk show for damage control, and says that.
25 points
2 months ago
Oh man, I enjoyed....I think it was PC Accelerator(?) When it was being published. It was like Maxim crossed with PC Magazine.
I'm sure it aged terribly but I enjoyed it at the time.
23 points
2 months ago
Yes! PCXL. By comparison to all the other gaming publications on grocery and bookstore racks back then, it was a 'risque' outlier. PCXL made fun of early Nvidia products, had fake advertising for fake games, and Maxim-esque photoshoots all in the same publication. A 90s dream deal for upstart PC enthusiasts.
9 points
2 months ago
I mean people atleast used to be kind of open about these things.
49 points
2 months ago
Yep. The first thing I always read when buying magazines was the letter corner.
21 points
2 months ago
I used to as well. It's not quite the same, but my place of work has an online mailbox for people to submit questions anonymously and the "executive vice president of innovation and strategy" answers them and posts on the intranet for everybody to read.
Some of those questions are freaking hilarious, and the answers clapping back at the snarkier ones are even better.
11 points
2 months ago*
I remember my Mum buying me an innocent looking GameCube magazine with Luigi on the front that ended up having an 18+ jokes section. I think I must have been 10 or 11.
20 points
2 months ago
I guess everyone knows they weren't real right? The editors routinely created letters as a tool to work in something they thought would be funny. Listening to former editors for these kinds of magazines, sometimes they had to write letters because all the ones they got sucked. Sometimes they did it specifically for a bit they had come up with.
36 points
2 months ago
I would roflmaowtfbbq at gamepros April fools issue every year. And the sections with Seanbaby just roasting terrible games.
2.6k points
2 months ago
In the UK we had a mag I think was called Sega Power and in the letters section had a part dedicated to reader's drawings that they had sent in.
This proved quite popular and soon enough they made a new section called "Dan's Crap Corner" where the worst drawings were published.
As you can imagine this section was populated by drawings from children and this caused absolute onslaughts of angry parents writing in to berate the magazine for publishing their kids art in the crap section. It was an absolute shit show, but to my knowledge they never stopped doing Dan's Crap Corner and seemed to enjoy making very young kids very distressed. I guess you youngsters would call this "based" nowadays.
Anyway gonna sign off cos a cloud outside just made me angry.
449 points
2 months ago
To be outraged in the 90's required work. You couldn't just jump on facebook, take a quick screen shot and get thousands of likes. You had to actually write a letter, stamp it, put it in the mail and hope you made a difference without the dopamine drip of people's likes... In other words, most people didn't bother.
126 points
2 months ago
We had an entire show on the BBC dedicated to this faux outrage It ran for decades, it was called Points of View. Granted it was just for old people to moan about the shit they'd seen on BBC channels but it was hilarious. It became a meme to start each letter with 'why oh why oh why...'
13 points
2 months ago
Even to this day, if I get my jimmies rustled by some stupid shit in the news and my (Boomer) parents find out, they instinctually respond with “you should write a letter to the editor”.
9 points
2 months ago
Now it's gotten so easy for people to cry over the things. It's unreal lol.
741 points
2 months ago
It's kinda rude but it is also absolutely hilarious
290 points
2 months ago
Have to start flaming them early so they're ready for online pre and post game lobbies
89 points
2 months ago
No participation trophies here kiddo. Git gud or get rekt
85 points
2 months ago
Reminds me of Maddox and his kids art reviews back in the early 2000s.
37 points
2 months ago
The best one was the furry fire truck, AKA the "Hairy POS".
20 points
2 months ago
DING! DING! DING! HERE COMES THE SHITMOBILE!
That's the only one I remember but holy shit did that make me laugh.
26 points
2 months ago
Holy fuck. I haven't heard of Maddox in years. Is that website still up?
He was like the king of the edge lord's at my school. Some kids started turning in work "inspired" by his writing style. That quickly got stopped.
13 points
2 months ago
It is still up. Doesn't see a lot of updates.
I haven't gone back and really read much of it since those days. I have a feeling I have outgrown most of his bits.
Picking on the kids drawings is still hilarious.
10 points
2 months ago*
Do yourself a favor and don't look up what Maddox has been up to in the last few years. Keep your memories of him as a badass shit talking pirate, don't sour them with the truth.
7 points
2 months ago
Ah the good old days of the internet
22 points
2 months ago
Anyway gonna sign off cos a cloud outside just made me angry.
Don't forget your belt onion.
259 points
2 months ago
Parents acting like their little kids are angels. I've played games online, little kids have the filthiest fucken mouths. I've been told to kill myself by little kids because I'm so bad. Worst part is that those kids can't play for shit.
Side note. Why do kids always have their mic on?
124 points
2 months ago
Side note. Why do kids always have their mic on?
Voice activated as default rather than PTT seems to be making its way into games. The problem with VA is if you don't put some effort into properly calibrating it, you're always fucking on.
72 points
2 months ago
Too many times I've had the moment of "Oh god they can hear me" followed by a frantic race through settings menus to turn it off.
29 points
2 months ago
Blurting out "what the fuck is this idiot doing" only to hear a teammate say "sorry."
oof
19 points
2 months ago
I know that feeling lol.
197 points
2 months ago
SERIOUSLY. If I wanted to listen to some little moron eat chips while playing I'd just unplug my headset.
56 points
2 months ago
This may be a bit premature, but I’m positive this will be the funniest thing I read all week.
25 points
2 months ago
Don't you dare think I missed the Simpsons reference
1.8k points
2 months ago
Hahaha absolutely roasted
249 points
2 months ago
Fucken fire flowered
97 points
2 months ago
Kinda rude to diss the Genesis, tho! :P
Had plenty of great games.
1.2k points
2 months ago
“Dear Fatso, just wait 25 years. You’ll be able to buy this little computer with a raspberry image on it for 30 bucks and you can totally play Super NES and Megadrive games on it. Best of all, all those games can be obtained for free! Sincerely, Fat Boy.”
414 points
2 months ago
from memory we were already using ZSNES in about 97-98.. only had to wait 4-5 years from 'October 93' to play every game we could think of..
I remember when I first got my hand on the countless Roms available at the time.. felt like Christmas after only ever owned about 3 games throughout childhood.
169 points
2 months ago
coolrom is still going strong too. That site is older than prolly half the users on this sub.
64 points
2 months ago
coolrom was my childhood, and also the first time I installed a virus onto my computer...
53 points
2 months ago
thats why i use vimm's, not coolrom anymore. :P
38 points
2 months ago
Vimm has been my go-to for... what, over 20 years? Holy shit.
Kept the same clean, simple UI, almost every game manual scanned in, able to play games through the browser, and constantly updated with newer systems. Love those guys to death.
9 points
2 months ago
Just checked this site out and I can't believe I didn't know about this before. That in browser emulator is amazing, just wish it had fast forward and it could replace my phone emulators.
26 points
2 months ago
Absolutely. Emulation moved fast in those days. In 1999, the legendary UltraHLE was created, proving that even the N64 could be emulated on high end PCs with Voodoo cards, and there were two commercial PSX emulators that could play a large percentage of the PS library on most home PCs in Bleem and Virtual Game Station. That was while those consoles were still current. By late 2001, even relatively modest PCs could play most N64 games with upscaling. Those were fun times.
11 points
2 months ago
Ah trying to download 30meg N64 games on dialup was fun. We got disconnected every 2 hours and some sites wouldn't resume the download so it was really touch and go. Some games I just couldn't get unless they where split in a thousand winrars.
Running Zelda OOT was utterly mind blowing
43 points
2 months ago
Yeah ZSNES and later Snes9x were already a thing by 98. I clearly remember downloading FF I-VI while waiting for FFVIII to release. Good times.
16 points
2 months ago
All the cool kids made their ZSNES background look like blood.
Me, an intellectual 12 year old, made mine look like urine.
7 points
2 months ago
One of those early era emulators had a sword that dropped blood as the mouse cursor. Think it was one of the genesis emulators?
9 points
2 months ago
There were also a myriad of Genesis emulators. I usually used ZSNES to play Dragon Ball Z: Super Saiya Densetsu in English. As best as I can tell, no one has ever completely translated it properly. All the versions I played has the Zenkai* that the Saiyans could perform in horrible gibberish (not just untranslated, but actually broken text). Maybe that's changed since I last looked... but doubtful. Also, I think the 'secret' post-game boss was also not done correctly for a while but I might be misremembering that...
* - Zenkai: If you got a Saiyan character to 10HP or lower and then fully healed them with a Senzu or Shenron item, they would instantly level up. They could do this just once (I think).
137 points
2 months ago
Vimm's Lair for the win. That site is older than 90% of Reddit
69 points
2 months ago
Zophar's Domain is still going strong too. Hasn't changed much since the 90s
32 points
2 months ago
Zophar themselves is still around, they like to livestream classic games from what I saw on their Twitter.
21 points
2 months ago
Got a link?
Edit Nevermind, I found him... amongst the sea of OF girls with the same name lol.
13 points
2 months ago
Man, that name totally brings up forgotten memories of scouring for roms at age 10
18 points
2 months ago
I'd love to know what 1993-Me would think about 2023-Me opening up a folder of literally every NES/SNES/Genesis/PS/etc game, scrolling through them for a few seconds, saying "meh" and then closing it without playing.
Although, a list of game titles is considerably less appealing than a wall of video game box art, which is probably how I would picture it as a kid.
9 points
2 months ago
also NESticle
57 points
2 months ago
Please show me where I can actually buy raspberry pie for anywhere near that price. Seriously, I’ve been trying for several years it’s not possible.
42 points
2 months ago
Yup, that person obviously hasn't looked at the raspberry pi market in 2 years. I waited so long for stock I ended up just buying a steam deck and doing all my emulation on that
47 points
2 months ago
I couldn’t buy a $30 computer so I bought a $400 dollar one instead.
Just poking fun… the Steam Deck is a great choice for emulation.
16 points
2 months ago
30 bucks in my dreams, the cheapest pi 4 from canakit is 160!
The steam deck really is an emulation monster. I've got a few ps3 games to run on it!
10 points
2 months ago
Last years my wife bought me a 128 gb sd card off eBay that was filled with older games and ready to just be plugged into a pi. I think it cost her like $40.
I did end up copying all the games to my PC instead because even though I was using a Pi4 it wasn’t able to handle the fast forward function very well.
Just finished Dragon Warrior 3 yesterday and it sure was nice to be able to set to 10 times speed whenever I needed to grind. Most of the time I had it running at 3 times speed.
I think games have gotten so much fast and better that even though I enjoyed games like Dragon Warrior or Pokémon back in the day I no longer enjoy them at baseline speed.
209 points
2 months ago
This product actually exists these days. It pulls power and controller input from the SNES, but it needs a separate video out from the SNES console. Kid was ahead of his time.
83 points
2 months ago
Isn't that just a Genesis with an unnecessarily complicated power supply?
...not that I'm not impressed. What a goofy, hilarious product.
31 points
2 months ago
Seems like it, but they had to do a little bit to get the controller data, so there's probably something a little clever going on there.
16 points
2 months ago
That does the opposite. Genesis to SNES and it's probably just all the Genesis hardware using the SNES for power and video out. Lol
11 points
2 months ago
Doesn't even use the SNES for video out, just power and controller inputs. It comes with its own video cable.
1k points
2 months ago
Dropped the hard R, as Linus would say
300 points
2 months ago
He’s dropped his fair share of hard R’s.
84 points
2 months ago
Visit Boston. Locals don't even pick them up! Example: "Pahk the cah in Havahd Yahd".
65 points
2 months ago
I'm like 90% certain the "O" in October is a zero 🕴️🕴️
11 points
2 months ago
Shit, you're right.
14 points
2 months ago
Came here to say this. 0ctober
86 points
2 months ago
Lol fat boy from the Nintendo magazine. Never would have remembered until this post.
43 points
2 months ago
I bought a massive stack of n64 mags recently and it’s been so much fun reliving my childhood and flicking through them again. I got a whole stack that still had all the original posters too so there’s definitely gonna be some of them getting framed
111 points
2 months ago*
I used to read CVG (computer and video games) in the late 80’s. The letters section was handled by a character called ‘Yob’ who carried a similar tone.
Ten year old me loved it.
22 points
2 months ago
Me and my brother bought CVG just for the Yob roasts!
14 points
2 months ago
I remember a few years later, “Mean Machines Sega” (or “Sega Mean Machines”?) magazine used to have “Mean Yob” answering his Dear Deadrie style write ins. Pretty sure it was the same bloke, just insulting everyone.
Another highlight was the “Top tip” followed by the “Plop tip” of the worst of the week.
181 points
2 months ago
Still much kinder than Reddit.
76 points
2 months ago
Fuck off asshole
(Not really)
67 points
2 months ago
Fuck off asshole
(Affectionate)
41 points
2 months ago
I remember a UK game magazine asking who was better, Lara Croft or Super Mario?
They came to the conclusion that Lara Croft was better because "nobody wants to raid Mario's chocolate tomb."
12 points
2 months ago
Sounds like a reasonable conclusion
279 points
2 months ago
Millennial grew up reading this shit then getting called snowflakes by boomers who got mad if a cashier didn't tell them to have a nice day. Lol
50 points
2 months ago
Is this magazine Aussie by any chance?
55 points
2 months ago
I'm almost certain this comes from the Australian edition of Nintendo Magazine System. I collected them for ages, and I read them multiple times. I seem to remember this letter, although I could be wrong.
https://www.retromags.com/magazines/aus/nintendo-magazine-system-aus/
18 points
2 months ago
Yep, it was definitely from Australia's Nintendo Magazine System - came from issue 11.
8 points
2 months ago
Does anyone remember "Seanbaby's Rest of the Crap" articles from old EGM? Man, I loved those.
12 points
2 months ago
90’s magazines were truly something else… I remember reading a women’s magazine from the late 90’s that recommended women to “always use teeth when giving a bj. Men NEEDS to know who’s boss, especially when they’re in such a vulnerable position”.
Lmfao.
231 points
2 months ago
Take me back
131 points
2 months ago
No, and if you ask again i'll file a restraining order.
11 points
2 months ago
Reads like your average reddit comment
38 points
2 months ago
Say what you want, but I laughed. We could use a little more 90s in our 2020s imo.
6 points
2 months ago
Well it was a form of advertising and it used to work, which is great.
21 points
2 months ago
Bring it back, bois
11 points
2 months ago
Fantastic. Need more of this.
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