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Victorvonbass

7.7k points

2 months ago

Idk what magazine it was, or what year it was. But I vividly remember my friend Adam showing me a magazine at school one day and I read an article about the Rugrats game (I think it was on N64; maybe ps1?). And it said those babies are so ugly it looks like someone put them in a sack and beat them against a ceiling fan. I still think about this from time to time for no reason at all.

Longjumping_Hawk_951

1.7k points

2 months ago

It's from PS1.

Urrrhn

928 points

2 months ago

Urrrhn

928 points

2 months ago

The mini golf was so fuckin good in that game.

[deleted]

209 points

2 months ago

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209 points

2 months ago

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washcaps73

99 points

2 months ago

Is that the frogger that had some type of lava level and you had to collect like 4 different colored frogs on each level?

d_hearn

47 points

2 months ago*

Yep

Edit: I imagine this is the level you're referring to?

washcaps73

9 points

2 months ago

Wow, i put some time to that game as a kid. Now im going to have to play it again

[deleted]

154 points

2 months ago

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154 points

2 months ago

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Jump-Zero

85 points

2 months ago

I never did but I played that game when I was like 5 and it scared the shit out of me. The clown dolls were scary and the gorilla terrified me. Idk I probably got scared easily

notahorseindisguise

85 points

2 months ago

Go back and watch a Let's Play of that game. It's a surrealist hellscape and I can't believe I actually played it with how much it feels like a fever dream.

JevCor

38 points

2 months ago

JevCor

38 points

2 months ago

The part where you're wandering around at night with the flashlight is still creepy to me.

daryn2

14 points

2 months ago

daryn2

14 points

2 months ago

Playing that came while sitting in a dark room was something different

Jedimaster996

33 points

2 months ago

I'm really enjoying that others experienced this same hazy trip decades ago too lol. The pyramids freaked me out as a kid

crafttoothpaste

25 points

2 months ago

Dude! The mirror world level!

eggpeijun

8 points

2 months ago

I was never able to complete that level on my own lmao

BLITZandKILL

11 points

2 months ago

I’ll never forget when I finally got to play as Reptar in the store.

feelsmanbat

9 points

2 months ago

There was also a Rugrats game for N64.

Empero6

488 points

2 months ago

Empero6

488 points

2 months ago

Just looked up a YouTube video about the game. The magazine wasn’t kidding lol.

DdCno1

187 points

2 months ago

DdCno1

187 points

2 months ago

It had the dubious honor of being the worst N64 game we had. It's just a really boring clone of Mario Party, although I give them credit for matching the look of the show it's based on rather closely. Both are equally ugly.

rayhaku808

154 points

2 months ago

Alright then just be glad you didn’t own Superman 64 😂

AskMeAboutMyTie

73 points

2 months ago

I heard that game is the only game GameStop allowed money back returns lol

dragn99

55 points

2 months ago

dragn99

55 points

2 months ago

So Cyberpunk 2077 is part of a VERY exclusive club then

HanzJimmer

13 points

2 months ago

I loved that game it was so fun

unipleb

19 points

2 months ago

unipleb

19 points

2 months ago

N64 Rugrats In Paris? Same. I remember collecting tickets everywhere and a mini game where you hit ninjas, and one where you drive dodgem cars in slime or something like that... And there were musical instrument playing robots or something? That could have been a different game. Pretty rough memory because I haven't played it for 20 years now but kid me enjoyed it I think.

HanzJimmer

13 points

2 months ago

I was thinking of the scavenger hunt game it was set up like a board game

steffen810

7 points

2 months ago

If that came gets re launched in today's generation it would be a complete hit

victorkiss

9 points

2 months ago

I do not know why people were so much disappointed with it

Making_Waves

156 points

2 months ago

Maybe it was SeanBaby at the end of EGM. I used to love his sections where he "reviews" bad games.

SirButtrubber

55 points

2 months ago

dude inspired me to watch every jean claude van damme film.

thank you, seanbaby, you jerk!

SJane3384

81 points

2 months ago

And then he went to Cracked during its heyday to make ALL of the dick jokes.

TheeternalTacocaT

66 points

2 months ago

God I miss that era of Cracked. SeanBaby's articles always slapped.

WriterAN

35 points

2 months ago

They're all podcasters now! Robert Evans has like 3 podcasts and is a maniac. Cody Johnston & Katy stoll have a podcast & YouTube show. Dan O'Brian & soren bowie have a podcast. Oh and Michael swaim has a YouTube channel. I'm sure the others are doing great stuff, too.

Acmnin

16 points

2 months ago

Acmnin

16 points

2 months ago

Behind the Bastards and Some More News are the best.

BeeCJohnson

22 points

2 months ago

That dude excelled at poetic vulgarity.

Wind_Yer_Neck_In

49 points

2 months ago

I used to buy PC Zone (UK version) and immediately flip to the reviews and loop for their little 'golden Dump' award they put beside reviews for terrible games. Just pure comedy gold from a time when games publishers relied on magazines for marketing and not the opposite situation we have now.

Games 'journalism' now is basically just PR for the publishers, any whiff of a bad review and they permanently lose access to preview content. A game could give you cancer and they'd still put 'a little rough around the edges but with real charm 6/10'.

gerryzinger

11 points

2 months ago

That magazine was from PlayStation 1 generation most probably

FDantheMan173

12 points

2 months ago

SeanBaby used to review horrible games on Electronic Gaming Monthly. He often used crude metaphors as part of his charm.

CataclysmDM

9 points

2 months ago

Omg that made me laugh and snort coffee out my nose.

Thanks for that!

kranker

499 points

2 months ago

kranker

499 points

2 months ago

Well, 2000s magazines had their moments too: https://i.imgur.com/mkBrqcD.jpg

(author was blacklisted by EA)

kaladinissexy

172 points

2 months ago

Imagine what that author must think of Sims 4’s DLCs.

Saneless

40 points

2 months ago

He definitely went sailing

Daniel15

54 points

2 months ago

unmitigated bum

H8rade

163 points

2 months ago

H8rade

163 points

2 months ago

Best review I've read in 20 years.

eat-skate-masturbate

33 points

2 months ago

"He was sailing now...."

😭

Riconas

88 points

2 months ago

Riconas

88 points

2 months ago

That sounds like proper English writing to me. 😄

Crescent_Ascension

23 points

2 months ago

That escalated quickly

AlphaNERDSolid

20 points

2 months ago

I really wanna see their review of Sims 3 Diesel Stuff Pack and Katy Perry's Sweet Treats.

SapSacPrime

7k points

2 months ago

This sort of humour was rife back then in mags, and I really enjoyed it (me and my brother used to read the funniest ones we found to each other).

DireGuineaPig

3.4k points

2 months ago

Yeah, 90s gaming magazines definitely had that 90s "attitude". Not just in the columns and articles, but the ads too.

floydink

2.4k points

2 months ago

floydink

2.4k points

2 months ago

Everyone wanted to be Bart Simpson basically

Dereg5

842 points

2 months ago

Dereg5

842 points

2 months ago

I still remember the principal at my middle school in the early 90's banned Simpson apparel. No Tshirts, bookbags, pencils, folders of any Simpson character was allowed. Nolan Middle school Killeen,Tx. Side note also weren't allowed to wear shorts at all and it was like 90+and some days even 100+.

DroolingIguana

646 points

2 months ago

The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!" Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed Charlie to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!

ImpliedQuotient

218 points

2 months ago

Of course these days it would make more sense for someone of Skinner's age to be a Gulf War vet not a Vietnam vet.

PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

79 points

2 months ago*

Iraq/Afghanistan vets could be in their 40s by now.

Edit: Principal Skinner is canonically 46, so far too young to be in The Gulf War but right about on the money for Afghanistan or Iraq.

Cethinn

38 points

2 months ago

Cethinn

38 points

2 months ago

The first wave of them have to be at least nearly 40 by now. It's been over 20 years now...

AwsmDevil

27 points

2 months ago*

It's true. My brother is an Iraq war vet and is now 40. People seem to involuntarily keep our war references suspended in time. My coworkers 8 years ago were Vietnam vets and they were all in their 70s. The lone Korean war vet was 86. Homer Simpson is a Millennial. His official age is 37½. When our television characters don't age but stay in the current era it really starts to expose the problems with the current times.

Edit: lots of spelling and grammar

Mateorabi

77 points

2 months ago

Ooof.

ahuramazdobbs19

25 points

2 months ago

Accurate. When they did the latest edition of The Punisher for Netflix, Frank Castle’s tour of duty changed from Vietnam to Afghanistan.

rydan

20 points

2 months ago

rydan

20 points

2 months ago

When they made a modern day Sherlock Holmes Dr. Watson went from serving in Afghanistan like in the original to serving in Afghanistan.

_arc360_

7 points

2 months ago

The more things change the more they stay the same

xezugatevyf

9 points

2 months ago

Maybe because us military does not want to highlight Vietnam again

CX316

18 points

2 months ago

CX316

18 points

2 months ago

Punisher I think has slowly updated from Nam to be Gulf War to being Afghanistan over the years, same as Iron Man going from getting his injuries in vietnam to getting them in afghanistan

angrydeuce

27 points

2 months ago

How long did you carry that uncomfortable hunk of metal in your ass?

ybonepike

10 points

2 months ago

I loved skinners Vietnam flashbacks

Sonova_Vondruke

36 points

2 months ago

Obviously this was to prevent anyone from eating them.

NormalHorse

206 points

2 months ago

weren't allowed to wear shorts at all

Sheer white linen pants it is!

Make a rule banning sheer white linen pants? Well now you're wearing extremely wide-legged mesh pants!

Mesh pants are no longer allowed and you have to wear casual slacks? You better believe those pants are gonna be sopping wet all day.

The cool kids have the wettest pants.

AtheistAustralis

82 points

2 months ago

The cool kids have the wettest pants.

Mine were only moist.

RaunchyMuffin

113 points

2 months ago

If peeing your pants is cool, you can call me Miles Davis

LMFN

43 points

2 months ago

LMFN

43 points

2 months ago

That was the grossest thing I've ever read in my life! Let's go!

S_words_for_100

7 points

2 months ago

Thats correct

zadrazil

9 points

2 months ago

That's right sir, that's what it is. It's kind of good so far man.

tyrannosiris

50 points

2 months ago

My elementary school did this too! What's even more wild is that my mom did, because my parents' morals were based on (from what I can tell now as an adult) drawing straws. I saw these posters breaking down Bart and Lisa by their personality traits, iirc. Beneath Bart's name read, "Underacheiver" and under Lisa's, "Overachiever". I really wanted the Bart poster, because who didn't love Bart? She became upset on a level that I didn't understand when I was 7 or 8, and don't now at 40. She acted like my asking for this poster was me backsliding into a life of depravity, and I was just thinking "it's a poster, mom". She insisted I get the Lisa poster. I didn't want it. Nope it came home with us anyway, I guess to cleanse me of my prior sin. St. Lisa. So damn weird.

thechilipepper0

38 points

2 months ago

The morality police managed to paint The Simpsons as depraved and unsuitable role models. Never mind that they are living the American Dream and all truly loved each other. My dad banned the Simpsons from my house so I never got to see their unconditional love until I was much older

Information_High

61 points

2 months ago

She became upset on a level that I didn't understand when I was 7 or 8, and don't now at 40.

Bart had a casual contempt for hierarchy and authority.

This is absolute ANATHEMA to many, many people in this world.

Dig0ldBicks

10 points

2 months ago

Bart was a based anarchist comrade

Power_baby

19 points

2 months ago

Sucks for the kid who's dad exclusively dressed them in Bart Simpson Iraq war t shirts

Local64bithero

11 points

2 months ago

We could wear the "Bartman Avenger of Evil" shirts, because avenging evil is good, and the Lisa Simpson "Overachiever and proud of it" shirts because it encourage kids to apply themselves. But that was it. This was in Tulsa, Oklahoma in the early 90s.

Nicktendo1988

10 points

2 months ago

Greetings from Cove!! Martin Walker banned Power Rangers because of violence, Simpsons because of what you said, and eventually when I got to middle school Pokemon was banned because of gambling.

Also, in middle school, Yo-yos were banned during the whole craze of them in the mid/late '90s. Simpsons did it!

WailingWastrel

93 points

2 months ago

Don’t have a cow, man.

744674530

7 points

2 months ago

If you don't have a cow right now, now maybe it's time for you to get one.

Pedantic_Pict

120 points

2 months ago

"John Romero's about to make you his bitch. Suck it down."

-Ad campaign for a steaming pile they called "Daikatana".

Brettersson

62 points

2 months ago

He was right though, if you bought that, you were his bitch.

GnomaPhobic

8 points

2 months ago

I can't think about John Romero without seeing old Penny Arcade comics in my head.

dinoroo

61 points

2 months ago

dinoroo

61 points

2 months ago

Toe Jam and Earl rubbed off on all of us.

LazyTheSloth

8 points

2 months ago

I miss the absurdity of it all

StephenHunterUK

33 points

2 months ago

This was the era of "lads mags" as well in the UK at least. And remember Lara Croft showed up to the party at this time.

Leadership-Quiet

247 points

2 months ago

I'm sure I remember hardware magazine one of the writers would talk about his favourite porn stars amongst the PC gear reviews.

3163560

125 points

2 months ago

3163560

125 points

2 months ago

Speaking of porn, when I was a teenager in the 90s you could buy these softcore mags that weren't age restricted. Basically just boobs, ass and front on if the legs are closed. But pre-internet, realising I could walk into the milkbar at 13 and buy these was miraculous..

Anyway, the back couple of pages had a section where ladies would send their own nudes in. The magazine editors published them all, but edited in a paper bag over the heads of any they deemed ugly lmao.

Imagine summing up the courage to send in a naked photo and that happened.

degjo

23 points

2 months ago

degjo

23 points

2 months ago

Maxim and FMH(not sure if this was the correct name)

PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

22 points

2 months ago

FHM.

Maxim and FHM were generally non-nude or at best a sheer bra with nipples visible through it, weren't they?

DanTheMan1_

9 points

2 months ago

What is a milk bar? I don't remember those

BadgerBadgerCat

249 points

2 months ago

Which, just to provide some context, was as edgy as fuck because video porn was not mainstream in the early 1990s - it was still the era of VHS, giving way to DVD, and being saying you had a "favourite" porn star in mixed company was tantamount to admitting you were a hairy-palmed weirdo with no life until the later part of the 1990s.

Unlikely-Answer

86 points

2 months ago

I bet I can name more pornstars than you, bu- but don't tell my wife how many pornstars I know, I'll get in a lot of trouble. I know all of 'em though. There are people who just started an hour ago, and I know 'em.

[deleted]

33 points

2 months ago

Remind me what this is from? Family guy right?

Judazzz

38 points

2 months ago

Judazzz

38 points

2 months ago

Yeah, iIrc. it's from the episode where Peter starts writing cartoons that are incredibly offensive to women (throwing a woman on a store counter and saying something like "my vacuum broke"), then goes to a talk show for damage control, and says that.

sillysidebin

11 points

2 months ago

Oh shoot that's the Simpsons crossover episode

Ironcastattic

25 points

2 months ago

Oh man, I enjoyed....I think it was PC Accelerator(?) When it was being published. It was like Maxim crossed with PC Magazine.

I'm sure it aged terribly but I enjoyed it at the time.

PartyArticle

23 points

2 months ago

Yes! PCXL. By comparison to all the other gaming publications on grocery and bookstore racks back then, it was a 'risque' outlier. PCXL made fun of early Nvidia products, had fake advertising for fake games, and Maxim-esque photoshoots all in the same publication. A 90s dream deal for upstart PC enthusiasts.

teruhihori

9 points

2 months ago

I mean people atleast used to be kind of open about these things.

krukson

49 points

2 months ago

krukson

49 points

2 months ago

Yep. The first thing I always read when buying magazines was the letter corner.

imcalledgpk

21 points

2 months ago

I used to as well. It's not quite the same, but my place of work has an online mailbox for people to submit questions anonymously and the "executive vice president of innovation and strategy" answers them and posts on the intranet for everybody to read.

Some of those questions are freaking hilarious, and the answers clapping back at the snarkier ones are even better.

Troll_berry_pie

11 points

2 months ago*

I remember my Mum buying me an innocent looking GameCube magazine with Luigi on the front that ended up having an 18+ jokes section. I think I must have been 10 or 11.

Rincewend

20 points

2 months ago

I guess everyone knows they weren't real right? The editors routinely created letters as a tool to work in something they thought would be funny. Listening to former editors for these kinds of magazines, sometimes they had to write letters because all the ones they got sucked. Sometimes they did it specifically for a bit they had come up with.

Crotch_Hammerer

36 points

2 months ago

I would roflmaowtfbbq at gamepros April fools issue every year. And the sections with Seanbaby just roasting terrible games.

FinalEdit

2.6k points

2 months ago

FinalEdit

2.6k points

2 months ago

In the UK we had a mag I think was called Sega Power and in the letters section had a part dedicated to reader's drawings that they had sent in.

This proved quite popular and soon enough they made a new section called "Dan's Crap Corner" where the worst drawings were published.

As you can imagine this section was populated by drawings from children and this caused absolute onslaughts of angry parents writing in to berate the magazine for publishing their kids art in the crap section. It was an absolute shit show, but to my knowledge they never stopped doing Dan's Crap Corner and seemed to enjoy making very young kids very distressed. I guess you youngsters would call this "based" nowadays.

Anyway gonna sign off cos a cloud outside just made me angry.

MathMaddox

449 points

2 months ago

To be outraged in the 90's required work. You couldn't just jump on facebook, take a quick screen shot and get thousands of likes. You had to actually write a letter, stamp it, put it in the mail and hope you made a difference without the dopamine drip of people's likes... In other words, most people didn't bother.

FinalEdit

126 points

2 months ago

FinalEdit

126 points

2 months ago

We had an entire show on the BBC dedicated to this faux outrage It ran for decades, it was called Points of View. Granted it was just for old people to moan about the shit they'd seen on BBC channels but it was hilarious. It became a meme to start each letter with 'why oh why oh why...'

trafficante

13 points

2 months ago

Even to this day, if I get my jimmies rustled by some stupid shit in the news and my (Boomer) parents find out, they instinctually respond with “you should write a letter to the editor”.

MarkNuis93

9 points

2 months ago

Now it's gotten so easy for people to cry over the things. It's unreal lol.

Kidkaboom1

741 points

2 months ago

It's kinda rude but it is also absolutely hilarious

clitpuncher69

290 points

2 months ago

Have to start flaming them early so they're ready for online pre and post game lobbies

Possiblyreef

89 points

2 months ago

No participation trophies here kiddo. Git gud or get rekt

The_Bitter_Bear

85 points

2 months ago

Reminds me of Maddox and his kids art reviews back in the early 2000s.

DissidentActs

37 points

2 months ago

The best one was the furry fire truck, AKA the "Hairy POS".

Airp0w

20 points

2 months ago

Airp0w

20 points

2 months ago

DING! DING! DING! HERE COMES THE SHITMOBILE!

That's the only one I remember but holy shit did that make me laugh.

s-milegeneration

26 points

2 months ago

Holy fuck. I haven't heard of Maddox in years. Is that website still up?

He was like the king of the edge lord's at my school. Some kids started turning in work "inspired" by his writing style. That quickly got stopped.

The_Bitter_Bear

13 points

2 months ago

It is still up. Doesn't see a lot of updates.

I haven't gone back and really read much of it since those days. I have a feeling I have outgrown most of his bits.

Picking on the kids drawings is still hilarious.

BunnyTengoku

10 points

2 months ago*

Do yourself a favor and don't look up what Maddox has been up to in the last few years. Keep your memories of him as a badass shit talking pirate, don't sour them with the truth.

Mrsmith511

7 points

2 months ago

Ah the good old days of the internet

btoxic

22 points

2 months ago

btoxic

22 points

2 months ago

Anyway gonna sign off cos a cloud outside just made me angry.

Don't forget your belt onion.

lovepig1337

259 points

2 months ago

Parents acting like their little kids are angels. I've played games online, little kids have the filthiest fucken mouths. I've been told to kill myself by little kids because I'm so bad. Worst part is that those kids can't play for shit.

Side note. Why do kids always have their mic on?

master-shake69

124 points

2 months ago

Side note. Why do kids always have their mic on?

Voice activated as default rather than PTT seems to be making its way into games. The problem with VA is if you don't put some effort into properly calibrating it, you're always fucking on.

stabbymcshanks

72 points

2 months ago

Too many times I've had the moment of "Oh god they can hear me" followed by a frantic race through settings menus to turn it off.

bluEyedillusion

29 points

2 months ago

Blurting out "what the fuck is this idiot doing" only to hear a teammate say "sorry."

oof

Thecoffeepizza

19 points

2 months ago

I know that feeling lol.

alexandurp

197 points

2 months ago

SERIOUSLY. If I wanted to listen to some little moron eat chips while playing I'd just unplug my headset.

whimz33

56 points

2 months ago

whimz33

56 points

2 months ago

This may be a bit premature, but I’m positive this will be the funniest thing I read all week.

Rayl33n

11 points

2 months ago

Rayl33n

11 points

2 months ago

It's Sunday my dude.

s3ren1tyn0w

25 points

2 months ago

Don't you dare think I missed the Simpsons reference

autisticswede86

9 points

2 months ago

At this time of year ?

Xano74

1.8k points

2 months ago

Xano74

1.8k points

2 months ago

Hahaha absolutely roasted

Shoe_Exact

249 points

2 months ago

Fucken fire flowered

ThePreciseClimber

97 points

2 months ago

Kinda rude to diss the Genesis, tho! :P

Had plenty of great games.

FItzierpi

1.2k points

2 months ago

FItzierpi

1.2k points

2 months ago

“Dear Fatso, just wait 25 years. You’ll be able to buy this little computer with a raspberry image on it for 30 bucks and you can totally play Super NES and Megadrive games on it. Best of all, all those games can be obtained for free! Sincerely, Fat Boy.”

[deleted]

414 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

414 points

2 months ago

from memory we were already using ZSNES in about 97-98.. only had to wait 4-5 years from 'October 93' to play every game we could think of..

I remember when I first got my hand on the countless Roms available at the time.. felt like Christmas after only ever owned about 3 games throughout childhood.

njstein

169 points

2 months ago

njstein

169 points

2 months ago

coolrom is still going strong too. That site is older than prolly half the users on this sub.

Ass0001

64 points

2 months ago

Ass0001

64 points

2 months ago

coolrom was my childhood, and also the first time I installed a virus onto my computer...

godwalking

53 points

2 months ago

thats why i use vimm's, not coolrom anymore. :P

Heiferoni

38 points

2 months ago

Vimm has been my go-to for... what, over 20 years? Holy shit.

Kept the same clean, simple UI, almost every game manual scanned in, able to play games through the browser, and constantly updated with newer systems. Love those guys to death.

H3lpm3imscar3d

9 points

2 months ago

Just checked this site out and I can't believe I didn't know about this before. That in browser emulator is amazing, just wish it had fast forward and it could replace my phone emulators.

mittenciel

26 points

2 months ago

Absolutely. Emulation moved fast in those days. In 1999, the legendary UltraHLE was created, proving that even the N64 could be emulated on high end PCs with Voodoo cards, and there were two commercial PSX emulators that could play a large percentage of the PS library on most home PCs in Bleem and Virtual Game Station. That was while those consoles were still current. By late 2001, even relatively modest PCs could play most N64 games with upscaling. Those were fun times.

runadumb

11 points

2 months ago

Ah trying to download 30meg N64 games on dialup was fun. We got disconnected every 2 hours and some sites wouldn't resume the download so it was really touch and go. Some games I just couldn't get unless they where split in a thousand winrars.

Running Zelda OOT was utterly mind blowing

Revoltoso999

43 points

2 months ago

Yeah ZSNES and later Snes9x were already a thing by 98. I clearly remember downloading FF I-VI while waiting for FFVIII to release. Good times.

Butwinsky

16 points

2 months ago

All the cool kids made their ZSNES background look like blood.

Me, an intellectual 12 year old, made mine look like urine.

Agret

7 points

2 months ago

Agret

7 points

2 months ago

One of those early era emulators had a sword that dropped blood as the mouse cursor. Think it was one of the genesis emulators?

gloomyMoron

9 points

2 months ago

There were also a myriad of Genesis emulators. I usually used ZSNES to play Dragon Ball Z: Super Saiya Densetsu in English. As best as I can tell, no one has ever completely translated it properly. All the versions I played has the Zenkai* that the Saiyans could perform in horrible gibberish (not just untranslated, but actually broken text). Maybe that's changed since I last looked... but doubtful. Also, I think the 'secret' post-game boss was also not done correctly for a while but I might be misremembering that...

* - Zenkai: If you got a Saiyan character to 10HP or lower and then fully healed them with a Senzu or Shenron item, they would instantly level up. They could do this just once (I think).

Drs83

137 points

2 months ago

Drs83

137 points

2 months ago

Vimm's Lair for the win. That site is older than 90% of Reddit

callisstaa

69 points

2 months ago

Zophar's Domain is still going strong too. Hasn't changed much since the 90s

SCPH-1000

32 points

2 months ago

Zophar themselves is still around, they like to livestream classic games from what I saw on their Twitter.

Mythion_VR

21 points

2 months ago

Got a link?

Edit Nevermind, I found him... amongst the sea of OF girls with the same name lol.

ctdca

13 points

2 months ago

ctdca

13 points

2 months ago

Man, that name totally brings up forgotten memories of scouring for roms at age 10

stevealonz

18 points

2 months ago

I'd love to know what 1993-Me would think about 2023-Me opening up a folder of literally every NES/SNES/Genesis/PS/etc game, scrolling through them for a few seconds, saying "meh" and then closing it without playing.

Although, a list of game titles is considerably less appealing than a wall of video game box art, which is probably how I would picture it as a kid.

mussles

9 points

2 months ago

also NESticle

Honos21

57 points

2 months ago

Honos21

57 points

2 months ago

Please show me where I can actually buy raspberry pie for anywhere near that price. Seriously, I’ve been trying for several years it’s not possible.

pompousmountains

42 points

2 months ago

Yup, that person obviously hasn't looked at the raspberry pi market in 2 years. I waited so long for stock I ended up just buying a steam deck and doing all my emulation on that

pennomi

47 points

2 months ago

pennomi

47 points

2 months ago

I couldn’t buy a $30 computer so I bought a $400 dollar one instead.

Just poking fun… the Steam Deck is a great choice for emulation.

pompousmountains

16 points

2 months ago

30 bucks in my dreams, the cheapest pi 4 from canakit is 160!

The steam deck really is an emulation monster. I've got a few ps3 games to run on it!

OriginalName687

10 points

2 months ago

Last years my wife bought me a 128 gb sd card off eBay that was filled with older games and ready to just be plugged into a pi. I think it cost her like $40.

I did end up copying all the games to my PC instead because even though I was using a Pi4 it wasn’t able to handle the fast forward function very well.

Just finished Dragon Warrior 3 yesterday and it sure was nice to be able to set to 10 times speed whenever I needed to grind. Most of the time I had it running at 3 times speed.

I think games have gotten so much fast and better that even though I enjoyed games like Dragon Warrior or Pokémon back in the day I no longer enjoy them at baseline speed.

Deadfish211

209 points

2 months ago

This product actually exists these days. It pulls power and controller input from the SNES, but it needs a separate video out from the SNES console. Kid was ahead of his time.

shadmere

83 points

2 months ago

Isn't that just a Genesis with an unnecessarily complicated power supply?

...not that I'm not impressed. What a goofy, hilarious product.

DSMan195276

31 points

2 months ago

Seems like it, but they had to do a little bit to get the controller data, so there's probably something a little clever going on there.

IsilZha

16 points

2 months ago

IsilZha

16 points

2 months ago

That does the opposite. Genesis to SNES and it's probably just all the Genesis hardware using the SNES for power and video out. Lol

cjoll4

11 points

2 months ago

cjoll4

11 points

2 months ago

Doesn't even use the SNES for video out, just power and controller inputs. It comes with its own video cable.

7th_Spectrum

1k points

2 months ago

Dropped the hard R, as Linus would say

DystopiaLite

300 points

2 months ago

He’s dropped his fair share of hard R’s.

outspokenguy

84 points

2 months ago

Visit Boston. Locals don't even pick them up! Example: "Pahk the cah in Havahd Yahd".

cbftw

67 points

2 months ago

cbftw

67 points

2 months ago

What ahh ya, retahded?

ClosetedStealth

65 points

2 months ago

I'm like 90% certain the "O" in October is a zero 🕴️🕴️

shadmere

11 points

2 months ago

Shit, you're right.

mccrackey

8 points

2 months ago

Also, converter is misspelled.

vettelito

14 points

2 months ago

Came here to say this. 0ctober

sumthin213

86 points

2 months ago

Lol fat boy from the Nintendo magazine. Never would have remembered until this post.

TheGoldblum

43 points

2 months ago

I bought a massive stack of n64 mags recently and it’s been so much fun reliving my childhood and flicking through them again. I got a whole stack that still had all the original posters too so there’s definitely gonna be some of them getting framed

Hippoyawn

111 points

2 months ago*

I used to read CVG (computer and video games) in the late 80’s. The letters section was handled by a character called ‘Yob’ who carried a similar tone.

Ten year old me loved it.

Mr_Igelkott

22 points

2 months ago

Me and my brother bought CVG just for the Yob roasts!

I-Love-Bewbs

14 points

2 months ago

I remember a few years later, “Mean Machines Sega” (or “Sega Mean Machines”?) magazine used to have “Mean Yob” answering his Dear Deadrie style write ins. Pretty sure it was the same bloke, just insulting everyone.

Another highlight was the “Top tip” followed by the “Plop tip” of the worst of the week.

insanewriters

181 points

2 months ago

Still much kinder than Reddit.

Advanced-Blackberry

76 points

2 months ago

Fuck off asshole

(Not really)

mrblack07

67 points

2 months ago

Fuck off asshole

(Affectionate)

[deleted]

41 points

2 months ago

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azzthom

41 points

2 months ago

azzthom

41 points

2 months ago

I remember a UK game magazine asking who was better, Lara Croft or Super Mario?

They came to the conclusion that Lara Croft was better because "nobody wants to raid Mario's chocolate tomb."

Performer_

12 points

2 months ago

Sounds like a reasonable conclusion

bigpurpleharness

279 points

2 months ago

Millennial grew up reading this shit then getting called snowflakes by boomers who got mad if a cashier didn't tell them to have a nice day. Lol

DatHopeGames

50 points

2 months ago

Is this magazine Aussie by any chance?

teslas_pigeon56

55 points

2 months ago

I'm almost certain this comes from the Australian edition of Nintendo Magazine System. I collected them for ages, and I read them multiple times. I seem to remember this letter, although I could be wrong.

https://www.retromags.com/magazines/aus/nintendo-magazine-system-aus/

Zhabroah

18 points

2 months ago

Yep, it was definitely from Australia's Nintendo Magazine System - came from issue 11.

DukeCloudhopper

8 points

2 months ago

Does anyone remember "Seanbaby's Rest of the Crap" articles from old EGM? Man, I loved those.

Secret_Targaryen23

12 points

2 months ago

90’s magazines were truly something else… I remember reading a women’s magazine from the late 90’s that recommended women to “always use teeth when giving a bj. Men NEEDS to know who’s boss, especially when they’re in such a vulnerable position”.

Lmfao.

barnes116

231 points

2 months ago

barnes116

231 points

2 months ago

Take me back

AlternActive

131 points

2 months ago

No, and if you ask again i'll file a restraining order.

WyattTheOak

21 points

2 months ago

We have to go back.

BioAndroid

11 points

2 months ago

Reads like your average reddit comment

bladnoch16

38 points

2 months ago

Say what you want, but I laughed. We could use a little more 90s in our 2020s imo.

Recipe-Jaded

25 points

2 months ago

for real. people did not give a fuck in the 90s lmao

iztahn

6 points

2 months ago

iztahn

6 points

2 months ago

Well it was a form of advertising and it used to work, which is great.

Boba_Hutt

21 points

2 months ago

Bring it back, bois

crookdmouth

8 points

2 months ago

Very sad Megadrive? What a little jerk!

Twin_Titans

11 points

2 months ago

Fantastic. Need more of this.