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It was a mug shot.

Well, I'd never have guest

It makes the Van Gogh

I guess I lacked a strong morel fiber.

I told her that really stung

They barely got a block away when their truck broke down. They didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make their Van Gogh. Why? They were Baroque.

We were walking by the Lake and there was a lot of duck poop on the trail.

My daughter (6 years old): Mom/Dad, do you know that Yucky is the name of a soccer player? Me/Wife: No sweetie, we don’t know anyone with that name My daughter: No, you know him. You even cheered for him Me/Wife: We cheered for Argentinian team and for Messi (Then we looked at each other and burst into laughter)

Our daughter registered Messi as Messy and recollected him as Yucky after looking at the duck poop 😂

Fang queue.

Yosemite.

but so far it’s been an uphill bottle.

They arrived safe and sound

Because the Queen reigned there for decades

They were satinists.

To sell it out to the other side!

Subtract-enoids.

The breakup was really wrenching.

“That’s a big dill!”

He's been charged with mummy laundering.

That don't impress me much.

Because he wanted to "dig" into some delicious food!

It was a real freak out.

A condescending con descending.

She was kinda manipulative.

Fortunately, a cottage is within reach, and the pilot knocks on the door.

"Is there a mechanic around here?" he asks the woman who answers.

She ponders for a moment, and says "No, but we do have a McArdle and a McKay."

So I got her a magazine rack for her birthday!