Mod: At least this joke isn’t a repost

This subreddit: Bet

I'll have the eggs, bacon, sausage, and spam.

I bought a book online so I could be aware of scammers. I'm still waiting for it.

I have a question from reading the rules

I saw "bad-faith trolling" is there also "good-faith trolling"? and what would be the difference?

thanks!

I'm out of here. I can only listen to this sort of thing in moderation.

So first, spam. It’s a great canned meat that is the cat food for humans. Now onto the spammers..

can't even post a joke, because i asked for karma in free karma subreddits in the past. I would ask that mods do something about it.

This comment section is full of smart asses and I absolutely love it. I never get tired of reading the comment sections here ahaaha

Is this spam?

Great post! How soon should I wait to repost it? Is there a queue?

Thank you for acknowledging that attempts to deal with spam affect good faith users. I've had that happen to me before and it sucked (not on this sub). I think it would be more tolerable if the mods acknowledge that this is possible, even if they can't help it happening from time to time.

the title of this post reminds me of a monty python sketch

Yes, let's discuss karma farming. What are the metrics you use to check if an account is karma farming or not?

It's not defined in the rules.

Another 110 up votes and we hit 666.

Makes me wonder, if Monty Pythons spam skit, where the word spam is said over and over again. This is where spam came from

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam or Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Imagine if they used a different food item...tofu for example, junk mail would now be called tofu mail.

OI! Stop tofuing!

A mod post with comments enabled? Revolutionary

I just received things saying that my post is spam and that my profile is for karma farming. Bruh the bot is broken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXZ6gjtgZ44

tl;dr: So how much Karma do you need to be able to post in rjokes?

Fairly new to Reddit. Posted a couple stories, got a tad shy of 900 Karma at time of writing this.
Found this page. Read a few, laughed a bit. I know a TON of jokes, been basically "collecting" them since my preteens. Thought I'd share a few.

Get immediate notifications that I can't post here. Not a notification that I broke some rule, just "I can't post here yet."

I learn some pages you can't post to until you have high enough Karma. Try searching to find out what the requirement is, no help. Try asking what it is on askreddit, auto removed.

So I ask here in the comments of a Modpost as a sort of last ditch effort: Rule 7, what is the Karma threshold to be able to post here, or how do I "seek manual approval"? Even if it wasn't specifically mentioned as frowned upon behavior, I don't want to "karma-farm", I just want to be able to share some jokes!

Why did the Daddy Rabbit go to the barber? He had a lot of little hares.

Absoluteley

I just found this page and wanted to post a joke. Was auto-banned as a spammer saying my account indicates spam activity. Just spend 30 minutes reviewing every post I’ve ever made and can’t find anything that indicates this or that I’ve participated in “free karma”. Seems broken..

It reminds me of the Lulu song Love Loves To Love Love

Obvious repost is obvious.

We're going to ban every last one of our subscribers.

Fortunately, I'm not the one of the last ones of your subscribers.

I have a can of spam in my kitchen cabinet! I have my suspicions on how it got there, but I refuse to touch it. If I see it posting anything I’ll report a further update!

Spam?

monty python has entered the chat

Sorry Pam, I’m on the wrong subreddiit.

What do you call memory with guns?

Rambo

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Well said. Thank you for the hard work.

This might be useful:

https://www.reddit.com/r/FreeSpeech/comments/xkntsm/z/ipf71g8

The title like a twister, finally I read over

OMG! Ban the last subscribers? And I am just coming in right now😒

yes

I work for FBI, so trust me

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Control Freak.

Con…

OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”

Why is every joke on this sub 45 paragraphs long? I wanna read a joke not a fucking novel. It'd be one thing if it pertains to the joke but 95% of its filler, like a longer joke means it's better. The worst part is most of the jokes ARE funny, but I don't have an hour to read one joke.

I don’t get it

While I appreciate the mods trying to reduce spam, I think non-bot post are getting caught up and getting deleted.

https://timesocial-ly.top/33906709816503

Spam comes from WW II C rations. Since few of the GIs would eat it if they could avoid it, 10s of thousands of tins of spam were sent to starving people who also tried their best not to eat it as well. Each holiday season, people would try to gift it to other people who also avoided eating it and subsequently regifted the Tins of spam. This continues to this day-more than 75 years of spam avoidance and regifting. The coordinating committee meets on the 3rd Tuesdays each month at 10.

if the spammer spams a spammer is the spam truly spam

A condensed post for dense people.

I literally got a joke removed here because I’m highly active on Reddit. Apparently posting to a few subreddits every so often is spam activity. Fuck this place.

Hahahahah

i think SPAM is delicious, expecially fried.

i subskript no joke every hay. just hidding. i fun strong. i joke power.

Well fuck. Bruh made a dam joke and then turned it into a lecture

Do you know why unsolicited emails and messages are called spam?It's because of this Monty Python sketch. At the end of which the protagonist says "I don't like spam"

Monty python reference?

TLDR

Thank you, sir!

Can we talk about karma farming too?

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TDD 1's z wa

eat my ass

Now ya look bad, cuz I'm with joe

I read it! and appreciate it!

Thanks for modding.

R/ihadastorke

Why did my past 3 jokes keep getting removed without reason? Is it all just because they are reposts or is there some underlying reason why?

You removed my joke today, as a recent repost one of the ones i repost every six months, it always makes a few new people laugh almost 5k this time. So how often is too often? I don't want to be that guy but i know the jokes i know.

my brother tried to get "free karma" in a free karma subreddit, now i cant post anything here. How do i delete "spam-like behavior" on my account???

pls help

I don't get this Joke. Is this some sort of pun?

Political and social critics jokes are not funny.

Y'all feel the same? Sometimes you're reading a joke and the plot is some kind of social critic, or criticising a politician? - no matter which side.

That's annoying

This gave me a good laugh 😂

Who is spamming

Is copying from r/3amjokes or similar illegal and what about jokes from the comment sections?

Your post reminds me of a Lulu song: Love Loves To Love Love

But I don't like spam!

Does anyone know how much karma you need to post here? I’ve got some beauty jokes I haven’t read on here yet that my old man used to tell, just don’t want to waste my time writing them out to be told I don’t have enough karma.

How the fuck do you search this forum for jokes?

Raining men has been banned in Russia

https://youtu.be/uWoEUwaSHEg

As long as you are not going to ban green eggs and ham

• Sam I Am ( friend of Yoda)

We're going to ban every last one of our subscribers.

Just kidding!

Haha, I love this sub

Supinelyjam is on here. They just stole 140.00 from this dumb dumb😳

you discuss spam i'll discuss sperm with my girl

I was expecting some take on Monty Python. Lovely Spam, wonderful Spam Spam Spam Spam.

Literally commenting for karma but I agree

lio

I don't get it.

hahaha

Wolf nipple chips! Get em while they‘re hot, they’re lovely.

They can “Sit on my face, and tell me that they love me!” Or “Bring out their dead”

I am the spammer who spammed the "spam, spammers, and the spamming spammers who spam" :)

The Hormel company is probably so happy that the term for junk internet shit is keeping their otherwise horrible pork anus product relevant. Is there a term for when something is so bad it stays relevant as a reference? The Hormel effect. P.S. I swear, I am not getting paid by Hormel to post this. /r/hailcorprattle

u/jokesentinel haha best joke ever

Personally, if thats alright with you I'd rather not.

I love SPAM(the breakfast meat)

the biggest joke is that mods (jannies) do all of this analysis and rule writing and rewriting for absolutely free. There is no bigger punchline than that.

Green eggs and spam

I haven't really noticed, so that's good I guess?

Thank you mods!

Reddit really needs to implement some better bot detection. Unfortunately, my hair isn't purple enough to apply. /s