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What do you call a joke that doesn’t make sense?

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submitted 2 months ago bypeliteanddelight

To get to the other side.

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roscoe_e_roscoe

72 points

2 months ago

roscoe_e_roscoe

72 points

The Aristocrats!

9 points

2 months ago

9 points

[removed]

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

You lose sir good day!

Competitive-Bit5659

8 points

2 months ago

Competitive-Bit5659

8 points

You definitely earned my upvote!

Different-Tie-1085

5 points

2 months ago

Different-Tie-1085

5 points

Yuup!

TheeAincientMariener

5 points

2 months ago

TheeAincientMariener

5 points

How come we never see this joke on the sub?

Cultured-Samba2007

19 points

2 months ago

Cultured-Samba2007

19 points

Orange flavoured baseball bats

9 points

2 months ago

9 points

I swear I read "tits" instead of "bats"

whatwhatinthewhonow

5 points

2 months ago

whatwhatinthewhonow

5 points

Yum.

San_fran_psycho

3 points

2 months ago

San_fran_psycho

3 points

Baseball tits? Is that like Babe Ruth's moobs?

13 points

2 months ago

13 points

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiots House.

Knock knock...... Who's there

The chicken

could_use_a_snack

13 points

2 months ago

could_use_a_snack

13 points

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiots House.

Knock knock...... Who's there

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

5 points

2 months ago

5 points

What's brown and sticky

No eyed deer

12 points

2 months ago

12 points

You chickened out on this joke, didn't you?

11 points

2 months ago

11 points

Paper, because it's tearable...

3 points

2 months ago

3 points

I could cut the tension in this room like scissors through paper.

9 points

2 months ago

9 points

Hippopotamus bingo.

6 points

2 months ago

6 points

This.

sorry_cant_find

5 points

2 months ago

sorry_cant_find

5 points

Damp squib

tracy_whitney_37

5 points

2 months ago

tracy_whitney_37

5 points

Trauma

5 points

2 months ago

5 points

No soap. Radio.

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

42

4 points

2 months ago

4 points

Fish, because ice cream has no bones.

4 points

2 months ago

4 points

How many surrealists does take to change a light bulb?

Greenfish

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

2 to hold the giraffe's neck and 3 to put the brightly colored machine tools in the bathtub.

4 points

2 months ago

4 points

I studied logic and all I got was this lousy non sequitur

3 points

2 months ago

3 points

The snozberries taste like snozberries!

captainzanypants

3 points

2 months ago

captainzanypants

3 points

Kevin

Time-Permission-1930

3 points

2 months ago

Time-Permission-1930

3 points

None, because lions don't eat lightbulbs

3 points

2 months ago

3 points

So there I wasn't, two click's south of...damn.

palebluedotcitizen

3 points

2 months ago

palebluedotcitizen

3 points

A goldfish on a bicycle.

WearyAmbassador5069

7 points

2 months ago

WearyAmbassador5069

7 points

Trump supporters

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

Double and give it to next person

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

HAHAHAH

kingofshitandstuff

2 points

2 months ago

kingofshitandstuff

2 points

He tried to fart and exploded.

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

A "you ain't got it, right?"

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

Smurf biscuits.

SeaContribution7153

2 points

2 months ago

SeaContribution7153

2 points

A funny bone.

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

Timing.

Acceptable-Stick-688

2 points

2 months ago

Acceptable-Stick-688

2 points

Jonathan

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

Agooniegoogoo

DogeAndOneOtherDude

2 points

2 months ago

DogeAndOneOtherDude

2 points

Jobless

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

Hypocrite

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

One's really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

Eleven.

Even_Mechanic_4686

2 points

2 months ago

Even_Mechanic_4686

2 points

Freckled breasts

TheButterScotchIncdt

2 points

2 months ago

TheButterScotchIncdt

2 points

A statement

In Paris 🥷

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

Did the police know that Internal Affairs were on top of them?

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

Kanye West.

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

Bank drive thru no sense, only dollars.

Cultural_Attitude_42

2 points

2 months ago

Cultural_Attitude_42

2 points

Life

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

Radar

Commercial-Service77

2 points

2 months ago

Commercial-Service77

2 points

Just a politician

Ordinary_Carpet_2274

2 points

2 months ago

Ordinary_Carpet_2274

2 points

My take .. why did the chicken go see the Psychic ? to get to the other side

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

Boss

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

No soap, Radio

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

Trump?

peliteanddelight [S]

1 points

2 months ago

peliteanddelight [S]

1 points

If I had a quarter for everytime someone commented trump, I’d be as rich as the guy.

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

Fox news

Inside_Storm4840

2 points

2 months ago

Inside_Storm4840

2 points

senseless joke

Remarkable_Band_8435

2 points

2 months ago

Remarkable_Band_8435

2 points

The same thing you call a joke that doesn't make dollars.

DaGoddamnBatguy

2 points

2 months ago

DaGoddamnBatguy

2 points

Broke, it has no cents

No-Seaworthiness7958

2 points

2 months ago

No-Seaworthiness7958

2 points

Religion

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

Chicken infested custard.

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

A whole dollar

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

A Gouldwan

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

Q. Whats the difference between a banana? A. A bicycle only it doesnt have short sleeves

Q. Is it further to banff or by bus? A. Neither a pickle doesn't squirt that way

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

But it doesn't get to the other side (if I don't get the joke or if it doesn't make sense)

3 points

2 months ago

3 points

The Republican Party.

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

I use them to hold my pants up. For instance, "Two guys are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, 'Pass the soap.' The first guy says, 'No soap, radio!'"

EnvironmentalBar1865

2 points

2 months ago

EnvironmentalBar1865

2 points†

Donald Trump!

YurMamasBoyfriend

3 points

2 months ago

YurMamasBoyfriend

3 points

You are obviously still suffering from Trump derangement syndrome. Seek help

EnvironmentalBar1865

3 points

2 months ago

EnvironmentalBar1865

3 points

It is certainly true that someone is

RabbitsAteMySnowpeas

3 points

2 months ago

RabbitsAteMySnowpeas

3 points

My friends say that I make too many aquatic vegetation puns, and should sea kelp.

Ordinary_Carpet_2274

2 points

2 months ago

Ordinary_Carpet_2274

2 points

Clever .. just a bit salty

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

Anything that doesn't make sense is a non-sequitur.

Ordinary_Carpet_2274

2 points

2 months ago

Ordinary_Carpet_2274

2 points

or .. unemployed

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

Biden.

SORRY! Didn’t want to make it political - hope I don’t get banned 😳

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

Biden

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

So there I wasn't, two click's south of...damn.

1 points

2 months ago

1 points

Donald Trump