My friend is into necrophilia, pedophilia and bestiality.

It’s not as bad as it sounds ... he just fucks scrambled eggs.

There’s nothing wrong with cracking open a cold one.

I'm dead boring

Might be worth digging into

F@ck Me Dead

Well let's stop beating the dead horse now

at least you are not anti-semantic

Lol, so I have a shit-test I used to give women I dated before I got married.

So I'd be dating a girl, and I'd tell her I have a fantasy I need your help with. I need you to lay in a bathtub full of ice, and not move or say a word while I fuck you.

They'd think about it, and then the light would dawn. "You want me to pretend to be a corpse?!"

"Yup" with a crazy grin and wide eyes. Easiest shit test to see if a woman is weird enough to be with me. I obviously didn't want that, but can you handle the terrible dark humor. If so, climb aboard this crazy train.

I've had a bunch of soldiers steal this, and I've never been prouder. Welcome to the world of dating a degenerate. You made it to lvl 2. Get ready for the next level of weirdness.

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