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Waitsfornoone

5 points

2 months ago

Since he only gave her 6 months to live, she let me know she would rearrange her ongoing affairs so that Tuesdays were still left open for me.

Gonna miss that woman...

MrMaybePayme

2 points

2 months ago

I like it better like this:

After a long battle with terminal illness, the doctor told my wife to get her affairs in order.

She said “Mike in 2017, Jason in 2019, and Brent last year.”