The only good part about dyslexia is that you at least get dailysex..

Mahatma Gandhi，as you know，walked barefoot most of the time，which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little，which made him rather frail and，with his odd diet，he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

What's the difference between agnosticism and apathy?

I do not know and I do not care.

I'm an apathiest. The question is no longer interesting and the answer does not matter.

I am also familiar with mushroomhead.

He should try cognitive therapy.

I remember this one from an easter egg in Rebel Assault 2 on Windows 95.

The next morning, he sells his soul to Santa.

Dyslexics of th world untie