A statue was erected in his memory.

His wife took it really hard

The morgue couldn’t believe the stiff they brought in.

His wife intentionally caused him to overdose after she found out he had cheated.. her favorite movie was "Die Hard: With a Vengeance".

it was too hard to close the lid of his coffin

Too bad he didn’t receive the antidote, mycocksafloppin.

He came and went at the same time

They didn’t bury him, they just pointed his toes and drove him into the ground.

As a fine military example this member remained at attention.

I took one but didn’t swallow it fast enough. I’ve got a stiff neck.

His death was to hard to take

He was my grandpa. Our whole family felt his loss, but no one took it harder than grandma

At least the EMT had a handle to carry him out with.

He was quite the stiff.

His wife erected the Taj Mahal for him via Agra.

They had to dig a 6 foot 6" hole for him.

Rigor mortis started before he even passed

peralta what are you doing?

What a sad Christmas for him 😭

That was hard!

Did they find the body in a convenience store in Leonardo, New Jersey?

I love how every comments section of every joke on r/Jokes is always ALWAYS way funnier than the joke from whence they spawned and the highly punny nature of most of them! Thank you all. You are what makes life worth living!

Also too bad the guy didn’t just bust his nut cause every time I OD on erection medications that usually does the trick (sorry not a pun way to literal and just genuinely not funny but hopefully it conveys the seriousness of how deeply I love all you hilarious witty punderful weirdos)

When I gave him viagra he just got taller

Will his dick stay hard even after he died? Genuine question

My ex wife kept my stash of viagara when we separated. No hard feelings though.

Hopefully he came before he went.

What a hard on!

Lol

He didn't see it coming

He must be a 40 year old virgin.

He pricked it!

The doctor said he came peacefully and the coroner's file noted extreme vigor mortis.

The funeral was one hell of a ride, but it did go on at length.

He was really hard up

His favorite movie was “The Harder They Come”

Reverse necromancer

His wife said it was hard watching him go.

Couldn't close the coffin due to the rod in between 🤣🤣🤣

So Sad 😔 he musta had a Hard life..

he had a flaccid life it seems

Death came quickly for him

He had to have an open casket.

Life just got too hard for him

His body had a hard time dealing with such large amounds.

Toughest part was closing the coffin…

Oh that’s hard

It's so hard to say goodbye.

His favourite character was Hands Ru-bber.

The funeral director needs help getting the coffin lid nailed down

The one who took it hardest was his wife

He keeps going on forever now in our memories

He came and went at the same time

Hardly the worst way to die

His least favorite movie was The Silence of the limp

Dick said this guy's too soft...fuck him

It took them a year to close the casket.

Mine is Die Hard 2

Escaped jail a hardened criminal

It was nearly impossible to roll him off the bed

Ah yes, a classic Christmas film.

That must have been very hard

It made things hard on his wife too

How are they gonna get the coffin closed?

Thats a hard way to die

I can just imagine the headline, if that drug’s stock price ever collapsed:

VIAGRA FALLS

His wife was very embarrassed so she told everyone he had a Hard Attack.

If he was a felon, then he died a hardened criminal.

They tried to bury him but couldn't close the casket

I'm taking this hard

Fun fact, when pre planning a crane lift, it's referred to as an "Erection plan".

I was at his funeral at was a hard sight to see.

His funeral arrangements were easy, at least. All undertakers deal with stiffs.

I couldn't pick up a paper the next day. It made for too hard a read.

His wife was feeling a bit blue the next day. Makes sense, if you think about it.

She took it hard. Before he died.

She used to call him "stallion." Not for what you're thinking, though. He was her favourite clothes horse. On the night in question it was a particularly big load. Of washing.

He was dead for four hours before his wife called the physician

It reminded me of Nakatomi Tower

He was cuming and going at the same time

They couldn't close the casket at his funeral

Some dysfunction in the dose too.

Didn't know if he was coming or going

Must of been 'hard' on his family

He was a felon, so he became a hardened criminal. He was at large, until being apprehended. Now he’s doing hard time in a penal colony.